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mr brightbeard

@thekwazz

Just a dude, playin a dude, disguised as another dude. Full time care taker of some really cool old people. Chainsaws, seafood, driving the speed limit yeehaw.

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mr brightbeard@thekwazz·
People on this stupid bird app don't love poor people, they just hate rich people.
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mr brightbeard@thekwazz·
You ever fuck up a day so fast after waking up you just go back to sleep and say "I'll be better tomorrow"
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mr brightbeard@thekwazz·
i've only been able to stomach peanut butter today and it's still been more palatable than putting up with the onslaught of fuck bitches on twitter coming at me. have an opinion without victimizing SO HARD.
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@thekwazz Lying through your ass cause man what??? Gloria & Dodger Blue are already two best songs on that album received by his fans and fans of the west coast
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mr brightbeard@thekwazz·
@CVas317 i saw this and went WHO PUSHES WITH THEIR BACK FOOT ON THE GOD DAMN BOARD and learned what mongo was from a friend the first time i saw this
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mr brightbeard
mr brightbeard@thekwazz·
the guitar and bass riffs on "stellar" by incubus should embarrass every band alive right now
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mr brightbeard@thekwazz·
the amount of people i've been blocked by is incredible this week we really doing it out here hahahaha
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mr brightbeard@thekwazz·
people advocating for the return of aunt jemima and the redskins football team can actually just fall off the earth. do you literally have nothing better to do? you had a better argument with statues and flags being "part of my heritage!" (which was bullshit) and now this?!
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mr brightbeard@thekwazz·
there's also a part two that i think is arguably better but holy shit i love @tcband the contortionist. like in modern music they're it to me. god damn genius, prolific, holy. youtu.be/Cp8r2ko-5kQ?si…
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mr brightbeard
mr brightbeard@thekwazz·
@robbobert4 while i do hate people in general i don't know why you insist on being racist. it's two separate things. i bet your favorite flavor is mayonnaise. like i'd bet my life.
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Cannoli Jones
Cannoli Jones@cannolijones·
@MikeNumerical @thekwazz Mr. Brightbeard’s been awfully quiet since you dropped this knowledge! 🤣 Great work, and I learned something new!
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mr brightbeard@thekwazz·
@robbobert4 not advocating for dumb shit isn't as wild as yall want to believe just because you like to do it. sorry.
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mr brightbeard@thekwazz·
@RBForrest while it didn't offend me, it offended an entire huge group of people that have been put through literal hell. i support their decision.
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BeepBopBoop86@RBForrest·
@thekwazz I love the Redskins! They have always been my team. Sucks that they had to change names but it is what it is.
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