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@marouane53 well said

مازال عاقل أيام الأقسام التحضيرية، أغلى حاجة ممكنة كانت هي تزيد السوايع ديال الرياضيات عند شي اساتذة. دكشي كان كايوصل حتى ل 1000 درهم للساعة عند اساتذة معروفين أنهم مزيانين. ما عرفتش واش باقي هادشي ولا مع عصر الذكاء الإصطناعي طاح السوق على هاد الأساتذة ؟ حيث Gemini و GPT 5.4 وحتى Claude يقدرو يعاونوك تحل أغلب المسائل كيف ما كانو في داك المستوى ويمشيو معاك دقة بدقة حتى تفهم وخا تكون مكلخ. صراحة الإنسان في هاد العصر ما عندو حتى مبرر أنه ما يفهمش الحاجة كيف ما بغات تكون صعيبة.

@AnthonyEclipse brand ? 😂

just launched my new ai dropshipping brand🔥 how's it look?

@ecombatman 8% chargeback sounds like a shity product

$200K/month feels like success until you see the margins. 60% COGS. 20% on ads. 8% returns. you're taking home 12%. $24K on $200K. that's not a scaling business. That's an expensive job. margin is the only number that matters.

@ant0ni0_r0mer0 Static

Right now everyone is trying to crack AI static ads the same way. JSON prompts. 4 different LLMs. Copy-pasting between tools. Tweaking parameters. Debugging hands. Fixing garbled text. Spending 45 minutes on one ad that still needs a designer to clean up. I know because I built that exact workflow. I shared it publicly. 859 people wanted it. And then I stopped using it. Here is what most people are doing right now: 1. Write a detailed JSON prompt with product specs, persona, angle, layout. 2. Feed it to GPT or Gemini for the image. 3. Realize the text is wrong. 4. Open Canva or Figma to fix it. 5. Try again with a different model. 6. Repeat 10 more times. 6 steps. 4 tools. 45 minutes. One static ad. Here is what I do now: Pick a product. Pick a theme. Pick an angle. Click generate. Launch. 3 clicks. Done. No JSON. No prompt engineering. No bouncing between tools. The strategic thinking is already built into the system. Hooks. Layouts. Visual hierarchy. What actually converts on Meta. Trained on what we have learned managing millions in ad spend across 150+ brands. This is the difference between engineering a prompt and engineering a system. One makes you feel productive. The other makes you profitable. I put together a breakdown showing exactly how the old prompt workflow compares to the 3-click system we use now. Comment "STATIC" and I will send it over.

@ecomalven Can’t dm u, send message

@thelaptopguy dm me

day 3: $0 sales spent: $90 should i move on to a new prod test? total spend last 3 days on this prod: $829 total rev: $218 😭(last 3 days)

@nicktheriot_ Brain

I'm going to delete this post in 48 hrs... Because I just dropped the most BRAIN-DEAD creative strategy for scaling Facebook ads in 2026. This is the exact TOP-TIER system we use to find winning ads at scale just by copying proven concepts from other industries and let AI do the job for us. We charge $10,000/mo to do this for clients… But today, I'm giving it away 100% FREE. Like + Comment "BRAIN" and I'll send it to you.

@petergyang Just use a vpn and u will be okay

Reason I ask this question is I'm going to China tmr and I hope the 50 GB eSim I bought lasts for 12 days of vibe coding 😅

What do builders in China use to vibe code if they’re not using Claude Code or Codex?

@EcomSapo display link 😋

If only ecom guys knew that there is actually a way to hide ad creatives from Facebook's ad library... 🎩

@ecomrudolfs @EcomSapo Yeah we use to do that before.

@EcomSapo There even was a way to hide landing pages from payment processors I think

@szyako Send

@CTtheDisrupter i always do the opposite of what you say and it works for me

Tell me you don’t understand Facebook Ads Without telling me you don’t understand Facebook ads “we use ABO for Creative testing”

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@MitcheIl agent

@AnthonyEclipse you forgot that we are not in 2018 anymore

If I lost everything and had to start over with $500, here's exactly what I'd do: 1. Get Shopify free trial + $12 domain 2. Install my pre-built branded theme (free inside the Mafia) 3. Use Kalodata to find a validated product in 10 minutes 4. Use ChatGPT to write all store copy and brand the whole thing 5. Use Gemini to generate studio-quality product images for $0 6. Put the remaining $400+ into Meta ads testing at $50/day 7. Get my store live within 48 hours and first sales within the week.

@ecomhitman Google sheet with meta api

Ecom guys only. What do you use to track real time profits? (TrueProfit…)

@IamPoloG123 @realwct1234 🤣

@realwct1234 tryrovina?

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Openclawers be like: I just spent 100$ to check my Google calendar on WhatsApp 😂

@demeteralexx Copy

Most agencies charge $8k for landing page copy that converts at 2% I built a 5-agent AI system that does it better in 3 minutes Giving it away free Research agent, awareness diagnostic, copywriter, copy chief, debrief loop Like + Comment "COPY" & i'll DM it (must follow)