Vladimir Malygin

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Vladimir Malygin

Vladimir Malygin

@themalygin

quant equity alpha research at goldman sachs

Amsterdam Katılım Nisan 2022
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Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭@coldgorlfever·
Would you guys go to a concert that is held in the same venue and at the same time as the concert that Islamic State threatened to commit a terror attack upon? And the security services issued the highest terror threat alert for this venue?
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Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭
Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭@coldgorlfever·
When you help someone with a similar legal employment issue you’ve had in the past, and give them advice you paid good money for, but they don’t believe you, so you tell them to hire their own lawyer, and they hit you with this. This man is 33 years old
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Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭
Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭@coldgorlfever·
A flex that only works on math boys/computer men: Grigori Perelman taught me math
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Vladimir Malygin
Vladimir Malygin@themalygin·
@coldgorlfever Formally, she never did, btw! :) Only planned check ups (that was a long one). As every proper lady, she likes being treated well…
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Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭@coldgorlfever·
It happened. I literally went out for one beer yesterday and only had one beer
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Daniel Vassallo@dvassallo·
A quarter of Goldman Sachs employees are Vice Presidents
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High Yield Harry
High Yield Harry@HighyieldHarry·
The girlies are cooking us
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#REF!@im_REFarted·
building excel spreadsheets as foreplay
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Liquidity Goblin
Liquidity Goblin@liquiditygoblin·
This is what happens when you let your quant format the wine list
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Vladimir Malygin
Vladimir Malygin@themalygin·
is dating meant to be that difficult?
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#REF!@im_REFarted·
I’d ride for my VP, I’d die for my VP (loyal)
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Vladimir Malygin@themalygin·
instagram has again started showing me helicopters ads. obviously, the meta’s algos managed to glimpse my bright future
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Vladimir Malygin
Vladimir Malygin@themalygin·
if you cannot solve a quadratic equation sitting in a sauna solely in your brain, it is time to go
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Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭
Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭@coldgorlfever·
I like to look the employee straight in the eyes when I press “0% tip” option at a self-service place
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