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It’s normal if i just want to spend the next 4+ years split between smashing things and fighting for justice and like… also just crouched in my windowless bathroom painting my nails with rainbow unicorn glitter, right? We all contain multitudes, right? Right???

@Sossickx We have the bandwidth (mostly) to both tend to our work and to our aging parents. That’s worth so much.

@dieworkwear (Leather Shslacket)

imagine being a beautiful cow and dying to become a short sleeved leather jacket

@CGasparino So many questions- which guy? Which face? Which AI? Annnnd would the AI be anything like UH’s NaviHealth in terms of accuracy? Or…?

BREAKING: NYPD police sources say artificial intelligence is going to play a big role in nailing the ID of the gunman who killed the United Health CEO. His mask, the point out, didn't totally cover his face. Bone structure was showing through the rest of it, and AI will come up with a pretty clear match they believe. Now catching him is another story; he might have been on a flight to Moscow an hour after the act

@JacobWebsite Whaaaaaat??? That was this year?!?

The Crown Heights Chabad jewish tunnels were this year… i’ve lived lifetimes

I have been asked on two different networks and by two different male hosts today whether abortion rights are as important to women as the economy. I can't say it more clearly: reproductive freedom is economic freedom. They are intrinsically intwined, as every woman knows.

Whatever the result, it will never not be absolutely terrible that it’s even this close.

I just brought my kids to go vote! Proud for them to see their dad’s name on the ballot for US Senator. My parents immigrated to America 50 yrs ago and today I could become the first ever Korean American Senator in history. Thank you everyone for staying in line to vote!

@mrandystevens @billmaher @ChappellRoan The first third is so condescending and insulting to gen z intelligence and morality though that i doubt he’s actually trying to engage w any roan fans. If he is, he’s doing it wrong.

@billmaher @ChappellRoan Need every pro Hamas GenZer to watch this

My open letter to @ChappellRoan:

Liza Minnelli has outlived the political career of New York City Mayor Eric Adams. He has been indicted on federal criminal charges.

“Amidst crisis & conflict, the simple recognition that all lives have equal value under international law can be a powerful force for peace”. At #UNGA79, #ICC Prosecutor @KarimKhanQC addressed the High-Level Special Event on Restoring the centrality of int. humanitarian law.

@huntthesnark @fakedansavage Bingo bongo bungo, buddy!

@fakedansavage It's weird how all these people who want to stop Democrats from voting in general elections are so concerned about their votes in primaries.

Democrats cheated themselves out of the protracted and bruising nomination process that would've divided the party and then delivered a badly wounded candidate to the general election to face Donald Trump in the fall. Total self own on the part of the Democratic Party.

@sarahhartshorne Just repost with links to that tiktok of that plastic surgeon explaining the bobo mistake he and his cosmetic surgeon made w the Botox placement. You’re not body shaming in that instance, you’re sharing education from a doctor who wants to help consumers.

Ok can yall help me because I don’t want to body shame but I do want to make fun of Matt Gaetz, he spent a lot of money and time to look very bad and stupid what do I do

@ChaseMit I am 100% certain that the hate is already happening, and that is is mutual

I know it’s basic to reference The Office but JD Vance is 100 percent Andy Bernard in the episode where he sucks up to Michael so much that Michael ends up being disgusted by him. Mark my words Trump will hate that man’s fucking guts by November

@weisselbergers Demonic childless cat lady clearly so unhappy with her life All the memes so far have been so full of joy, whether she’s with kids or her sister or strangers next to a bus or joyfully, precisely, roasting a rapist judge AKA Mr Vance’s worries are tremendously misplaced

I like presidents who don't have to pay their spouses to be seen with them in public.

Sisters are the best Ps @ktseelinger the vibe is literally familiar

I want to make something clear. When you suggest that childless people have no "stakes" in the future of this country, you are telling on yourself. Some people have the ability to care about things that don't affect them directly. I know this a hard concept for some on the right.

I actually don't think most white americans have the right to abstain from voting, even "in support of" Palestine. this is your country!! u fix it!!!

@joncoopertweets Yes, and so we kinda need her protection to be better than his was…

Can you imagine how Trump will feel when he loses to a Black woman?

@ericasmithsexed We count among us Mary J, Oprah, Dolly, and so many other unrepentant, undeniably iconic & demonic cat lady sluts

childless demonic cat lady sluts for collective liberation.