Kris Horton

@JessMcDonell @British_Airways Oh fuck, I hope you can get replacement meds when you get home. I mean, losing your stuff is total BS, but the meds are super important. 😟

Love that @british_airways didn't put my bag with all my belongings and meds on my flight from Hamburg and London two days ago and have done nothing to get it to me despite many phone calls so now I'm going back to Sydney with NONE of my things lolllll Don't fly BA kids x

@JessMcDonell Powerleveling IRL. Definitely a pro-gamer move.

i just put a nail in the wall to hang a painting the side quests are wild

the adhd pipeline that is sitting down to work then 5 min later you're rearranging the scrabble magnets on the fridge is so real

@JessMcDonell No, I know what it's for. What I don't know is why I'm keeping a key to the laundry room of my old apartment building on my key ring when I last lived there over a decade ago & I'm not even in the same country anymore.

Does everyone have a key on their keychain that you have no idea what it's for anymore

@JessMcDonell Can't imagine what the topic of your 1st JessSayin' will be once you get back...

basically im in constant pain and i'm fairly debilitated. i can luckily play veilguard in short busts before it hurts too much to sit anymore so im on 220 hours noone can turn a 50 hour game into a 220 one quite like me

i wrote all this but then my cat stepped on my keyboard and deleted it. helpful. just wanted to say that i've talked about this a bit on insta but if you don't know, i've had smattering of medical issues that have kept me from being able to work or stream

delivery for City

JESUS CHRIST ON A BIKE

@blaise_hopper @JessMcDonell Or maybe...

@thenicecheez @JessMcDonell Don't ruin our fun, Cheez :p

You finish Astro on a lovely note but dw it's not over! Here are a bunch of fucked hard levels that will make you hate yourself, life, and all of video games! Wanna collect every bot? Too bad kids that's exclusive to those of you who want to spend hours screaming at a screen 👍

@JessMcDonell Well, in that case, if you intend to play Hades next, I would recommend...not to do that?

I wrote this in a blind rage. I still think astro is a 10/10 game but it does give me gamer fury the likes of which I've not felt in years

Arne Slot is the bald Dutch man that Man United fans wish belonged to them

@JessMcDonell Or you could take a break with a different game & come back to Astro later...store.playstation.com/en-au/product/…

I see you've experienced hours of pure joy! Can I interest you in a gauntlet of pain that will permanently rewire your positive associations with the game to rage and failure? Feels like we could have left this in an optional NG+ galaxy. Guess I can quit it while I'm behind.

@JessMcDonell I hope there's some kind of Astro Lord achievement at the end of it all.

@thenicecheez Died waaaay more in astro loll

jessica likes starfield but the how and why nitty gritty i've broken down here reading your comments on it no matter how you feel about it is really fascinating and i appreciate you sharing youtube.com/watch?v=3sgfL5…

This isn't a christian nation. It's a nation held hostage by christians. 🤨

come for dan's editing, stay for dans editing youtube.com/watch?v=-N3VK2…

@JessMcDonell Gotta be prepared, right? Because if the thing happens & you're not dressed exactly the way you want to be, it's game over. There's just no going back from it.

@thenicecheez I PACKED SUNGLASSES

The amount I've packed for flying in and out same day is frankly concerning

watch my video its really good (this is how i promote my stuff now i hope you like it) youtube.com/watch?v=RDqcXT…

Because of the glare, I first thought that said "Portnite" which sounds like a wine tasting sim. It's not the worst idea for a video game, really.