Theophilus Abayomi

@Nig_Farmer 2 acres?? I'll go full time vegetable farming

AGRICULTURAL LOVERS ASSEMBLY 📢📢 You just got access to 2 acre of fertile land… What’s your first move? 1) Go full-time into vegetable farming 2) Set up a fish pond 3) Start a small livestock farming 4) Lease it out and collect steady income No explanation… just pick your option 👇 Let’s go 🚀🚀🚀

@DrOkaforEmmanu1 Atiku is the only reason MB won his second term, he is the only reason BAT won the first election and will still be the reason he wins the second term. Atiku is working against Nigeria no cap

Despite the hatred of the southeast on Buhari, he won.. Despite the hatred of the southeast on Tinubu, he still won.. Again, Despite your hatred on Atiku Abubakar, he is going to win. Bookmark this.

@SadiqMaunde Atiku is the only reason MB won his second term, he is the only reason BAT won the first election and will still be the reason he wins the second term. Atiku is working against Nigeria no cap

When PO joined the ADC, Atiku boys were jubilating all over the TL, even called Obi the powerful politician from the south. When they later realized that Obi won’t allow anyone to use him, it now becomes Obi is inconsequential. Babe reject you, you come talk se dey babe no even fine. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭

@bluewmist Currently at rock's bottom, save a life pls!!!

To all men who survived rock bottom, what’s one piece of advice would you give a man who feels like giving up right now

@MSIngawa Seconded

Obidients quickly created an Obi/Kwankwaso scenario to massage their ego. The fun fact is that Kwankwaso is bigger than Obi in terms of record of good governance, track record, political sophistication and even academic standing. Even in that scenario, Kwankwaso should be leading😎

@Iam_Musteey This is not about challenging BAT, it is about good governance. We don't just want BAT to leave, we also want good leaders that will steer the country away from the path of destruction.

Give Elrufai the ticket, he will struggle in the south and in some parts of the North Give Kwankwaso the ticket, he will struggle in the south and in some parts of the north Give Amaechi the ticket, he will struggle in the south and in some parts of the north Give Tambuwal the ticket, he will struggle in the south Give Peter Obi the ticket, he will struggle in the north Give Atiku the ticket without Peter Obi as VP, he will also struggle in the south Give Atiku the ticket with Obi as VP, they will pull votes across the whole geo political zones, especially the NW and NE. So yes Atiku/Obi is the ONLY ticket that can challenge Asiwaju. Any other ticket is just to congratulate the Mr President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu of Lagos state

@BukkaHut The GMT programme, I've not heard anything bosses

Louderrrrr 📢📢

@thecableindex Maybe no be the ondo state wey I dey oo. Light for here na from 1am to 4am daily

States that have transitioned to regulating their own electricity as at Feb 2026 1. South-west (5): Ekiti, Lagos, Ogun, Ondo, Oyo 2. ⁠North-central (4): Kogi, Nasarawa, Niger, Plateau 3. ⁠South-east (4): Abia, Anambra, Enugu, Imo 4. ⁠South-south (2): Bayelsa, Edo Total number of states: 15 #TheCableIndex

Easy to get oh! Hard to get oh! Dem go still fvck you. 😎

@viccetti Na abnormal people full this X 😆

I was sexually assaulted today inside the bus by an unknown lady. We all know how commercial buses can be, a bit tight and uncomfortable. So there I was, sitting beside this young lady and because the bus was tight, our bodies were brushing off on each other.. At some point I felt her boobs rubbing off the back of my arm, I didn’t really read any meaning to it cos these things can mistakenly happen when you are in a tight space with someone like that. But it started feeling like the boobs were consciously touching my arm. Not long after that I started feeling her breathe a little harder and each time I try to move my arm away from her boobs, she leans forward for them to continue making contact. She started moving funny in a non-noticeable sexual way. I felt so uncomfortable but I just didn’t wanna make a scene. It went on for a while till I was forced to get down at somewhere that wasn’t even my bus stop. I just can’t stop shaking. I feel violated and when I close my eyes the whole scenario just plays at the back of my head. I think I’ll need therapy.

@gemininiiii Even burna sef talk am. Big Wiz na everybody Popci for the industry.

The fear of Wizkid is the beginning of wisdom! With just one tweet, there’s been a lot of unrest in their camp. Na only his gateman never come online to talk. Burna Boy is the pioneer of the slang “you go explain tire.” Now look at him explaining on his Instagram Live video.😂 It takes only a tweet from Big Wiz to make him go live, even with video evidence that Dj Tunez gave him one for him mouth, but he still wan deny 😂 Machala no be ordinary name seh 🦅

@instablog9ja 2001 my mum. I barely knew her but I know I won't be where I am now, if she was alive.

Which Year Stole Someone You Truly Loved 💔🕰️😢

@toofighting @theee_pyro @akintollgate HNIs gets cash strapped and doesn't have co HNIs as friends or business partners or even casual friends, who can save him from premium embarrassment that instance.

@theee_pyro @akintollgate @theofizzypro Nope! If only YOU knew. Check again for the meaning of a high networth individual and revert, if you will 😂

“High Net-worth broke” is another type of suffering no one explains. You might find a billionaire indoors in his mega-mansion unable to buy fuel in his 5 car convoy to attend an event. He locks his gate and avoids visitors hoping he can solve their problems. I once helped a G-wagon bros with N50k to fuel his car as he was running late for a flight and only had 3 miles with 0 Naira in all his accounts. I was fueling my classic mercedes at the forte oil on admiralty road in lekkk and he casually walked up to me and told me his ordeal. I didn’t even think twice or judge him, I just asked them to fuel him quickly. Apparently his driver took the car on an errand and left it on empty. He got to Abuja and transferred N250k to me about a month later. I totally forgot the encounter. Great guy and today he is one of my biggest customers at my eyewear stores. I too had been in his shoes, so I understand how it happens. That Rich man you look up too, might need your little help once in a while. 🙏🏾

@chibs2k5 @toofighting @rovendisc @akintollgate Is that not still better than go full bambialla mode on the streets?

@toofighting @rovendisc @akintollgate @theofizzypro If he needs a phone to call other people is be not still cash strapped?

@mrgnsports Opay 814475967 guess the last digit... 2

Drop your aza asap

@lordsugar01 Tbh? Myself! I go first lodge for 3 days dey refresh my balance every 2 mins

When you become rich. who is the first person you will spoil with your money? 💰

@mrgnsports USD or Eu?

If nobody likes your comment in the next hour I'll gift you 20k

@OfficialJoel4_ You can shove it down your throat niqqa!

I have a slightly broken screen UK USED Samsung S23 Who wants it? If nobody likes your replies to this post in 48hrs, il waybill it to you

@instablog9ja Na to just pick number 5 go open church

Omo this one hard o 😭 But let’s be honest… 4 ($20k monthly) + 1 (perfect partner) = life don set finish 🧎‍♂️💯 Food go sort itself, skincare go follow join 😂