Oliver Witney

@MoneyGrabFC This came up on my Facebook feed earlier today... An U7 (maybe now U8). Absolutely ridiculous.

The kind of words I want to hear from my new U7 coach.

@theWycombeWay Yes but you also take the fact out he has had some blunders, he plays slowly, completely negating any speed attacking. Some of his long kicks have been absolutely atrocious. Clean sheets are only good if we still win games. Yesterday we were lucky.

Norris’ problem is that his name isn’t Franco. The numbers speak for themselves, defensively more comfortable with him behind the backline.

@Benbcfc20 @wwfcofficial Strong line up yes. Kone our top scorer on bench recovering from injury.

@wwfcofficial Any good lads?

⚽️ Today's Starting XI!

@ZacharyLevi Complete opposite to me. Chuck never would have voted for that orange criminal and I can't believe people actually want him to be president. It's just scary.

Hey now. No regerts. 😏👌

@waitrose No worries Lisa, already spoken to someone! They're sending it out again with a different courier.

@theowitney Hi Oliver - I'm sorry your mum's present wasn't delivered on time! Can you send us your order information privately so we can look at this for you? Thanks ^ Lisa

Considering @waitrose is meant to be a bit more luxury, why they send garden items with @YodelOnline and have the nerve to charge £6 is ridiculous. Now mums birthday present won't be here for birthday. Useless courier.

@ProfKarolSikora Let's legalise all drugs then, give people the choice. 🤷🏼‍♂️

I detest smoking. It's an awful habit, terrible for your health and I urge anyone to quit. But. At some stage, we have to trust people to make their own decisions. If we banned any harmful habit, we'd be living very boring lives. Where do we draw the line? Alcohol? Unhealthy food? Driving? Contact sport? Why even bother leaving the house at all? The line of 'protecting' the NHS just doesn't wash. You're in a pub garden. If someone is having a cigarette a few tables away, you are not in any danger. At all. 'Protect' the NHS is the most dangerous slogan in my lifetime. I certainly don't want to see that toxic principle applied to all other areas of society. Educate people, tell them the facts, and let them make their own decisions. We're all big enough and ugly enough to do that. Outsourcing responsibility to Government has to stop. It didn't work during lockdown, and it won't work now.

@HolmerGreenFC_ That's great! There is a serious lack of 3G pitches around Wycombe (esp the north) so it's a welcome addition.

📝𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐁 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 - 𝟑𝐆 𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 The club are delighted to announce the final approval for an Artificial Grass Pitch (3G) to be built at Holmer Green. The total grant funding of just over £1m has allowed work to commence from September, ready for January 2025.

@JoeLangley_ @KlausSchwabX @leegooner123 @lizslayed @chrisjbrogan So if the price of rice goes up, should supermarkets keep the same price and make a loss?

@geo19_ @Teamgrassroots_ So I guess we should have offsides and full size pitches then yeah?

@Teamgrassroots_ why change to something that doesn’t replicate real football??

🚨U7-U9 teams will start Pass ins and Dribble ins from next season. Let’s take a look at what this will look like. Please watch in conjunction with the new guidance ⤵️ teamgrassroots.co.uk/new-rule-to-be…

@BasingstokeCCon To be fair a lot of people made things worse by trying to have conversations with the guests. But no queue system really in place. Put tape on the floor or something. At one point there were 4 queues for RDA 😅

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@BasingstokeCCon The queue outside is really moving way too slow.

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@WitneyGary @BasingstokeCCon 2013!! 11 years ago 🤣

@theowitney @BasingstokeCCon What year was that Olly ? 🤣

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@BasingstokeCCon When I add it, it also adds autograph automatically, is this right?

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Happy Roy Essandoh Day. 23 years since a famous FA Cup win at Filbert Street. Features: - A striker signed from Ceefax - Lawrie Sanchez dressed as Columbo - Some classic Martin Tyler

@MoneySavingExp 20+ years with @HSBC_UK !

How long have you been with your bank? Can you beat this? 🏦 twitter.com/jameseonline/s…

@BasingstokeCCon Oh that would be amazing, don't have that much cash on me though 😅

@RJPcoach @MOGoalkeeping But with FA you also have safeguarding, first aid etc. I don't think I've ever had a parent as me about them either, much more important imo.

@radical_referee @champs_blues24 @wwfcofficial @lukeleahy Can you provide a link to show this in the LOTG?

@champs_blues24 @wwfcofficial @lukeleahy I encourage you to educate yourself regarding LAW and then tell me the real reason based on LAW he was likely to have received his Yellow Card.

And people wonder why it's pointless explaining decisions. The individual in charge of the @wwfcofficial Social Media account, has revealed they are utterly clueless regarding LAW. Do you think they will publicly release the Refs report for the @lukeleahy Yellow Card? 🤔