Mike Quan

Elizabeth Warren is THE SHIT no one understands this shit more than her #DemDebate

@bangkok_airways Hi. My wife and I are on our honeymoon and our connecting flight (PG136) from Koh Samui to Bangkok has been delayed. Can you please help us get rebooked? Thank you!

Head to the ballpark or sit in front of the TV. WE GOT YOU.

BREAKING: The 2018 World Series Champions Parade will be on Wednesday at 11am, starting inside Fenway Park on the warning track and proceed down Boylston Street. It may go to Cambridge where the duck boats will launch into the Charles River. SPREAD THE WORD.

The internet is too quick.

If you can make it here ...

Eduardo Nunez looks like he's already drank seven bottles of champagne.

Agencies, flee the client who demands 360-degree thinking on a 42-degree budget. Clients, beware the agency who promises to deliver it.

You won't hear Steve Kerr call the KD, Steph, Klay, Draymond and Andre lineup the "Hamptons Five" 😂😂😂 #NBAPlayoffs | #DubNation

Oh btw I’m building a cyborg dragon

Ok.

Businesses that make money by collecting and selling detailed records of private lives were once plainly described as "surveillance companies." Their rebranding as "social media" is the most successful deception since the Department of War became the Department of Defense.

@FWebb @gmiller Mancow? I HATE MANCOW!!

Every long-term relationship, whether lovers or friends, becomes its own two-person subculture, with its own dialect, myths, rituals, ethics, and aesthetics. The better matched the people, the weirder that subculture ends up looking to everyone else.

Hey @FLOTUS you say that your mission as First Lady is to stop cyber bullying, well then, don’t you think it would have been smart to have a convo with your step-son @DonaldJTrumpJr before he liked a post about a false conspiracy theory which in turn put a target on my back

Would we be charged for this visit?

WiFi

@comcastcares Great thank you! Just sent a DM

@comcastcares Hi there. There was a power outage in my neighborhood last and I am still unable to get online. Can you please help?

@bumblebeetoona My keeper deadline is midnight PST and not seeing any helpful updates either...

@AirbnbHelp Oh, this doesn't need to be investigated. Maybe promoted or featured. What do you think @Jezebel?