The Doggfather

@GianmarcoSoresi I don’t think that dude needs drugs to be a complete dipshit nor a fucking asshat

Somehow these drug-fueled revelations make people nicer to inanimate objects than other people

Iran Deal By Obama: •Strait of Hormuz open for free •Iran limits Uranium enrichment •Iran agrees to make no nuclear weapons •Iran allows Int'l inspectors to ensure compliance •Inspectors confirm Iran's full compliance Iran Ceasefire By Trump: •Strait of Hormuz closed, only open for $2M Per Ship •Iran makes no guarantee of limit on uranium enrichment •Iran makes no guarantee of no nuclear weapons •Iran makes no guarantee to allow Int'l inspectors MAGA: Trump Playing 5D Chess! Art Of The Deal!!

Before Trump’s war the Strait of Hormuz was open, sanctions were in place, and gas was $2.39. Now Iran controls the Strait, sanctions will be lifted, gas is $4.99, 13 Americans are dead, over 300 injured, and the loss of hundreds of billions in aircraft and U.S. base repairs.

No president in modern history has used the office to enrich himself the way Donald Trump has. That's not a political opinion. It’s the conclusion of ethics watchdogs who have spent their careers watching this stuff. The crypto ventures. The foreign deals with the Saudis, the Qataris, the Emiratis. The $400 million Qatari jet. The $90 million in media settlements. The gold golf balls from the Japanese. This is the man who told you he was going to clean up Washington. For this President, the presidency isn’t about protecting our democracy or the public trust. It’s about turning the highest office in the land into a personal cash register, and he’s been doing it from day one.

"Chuck Schumer Is a Terrible Democratic Leader With Terrible Judgement on Candidates" When it comes to Senate candidates, the Democratic leader rarely picks well – and both the party and the country suffer, writes Ryan Cooper for Zeteo. zeteo.com/p/chuck-schume…

@BeschlossDC Back when a president could jog

In the 1991 photo, President George H.W. Bush is changing his shirt after jogging in a Houston park on a hot day.

President George H.W. Bush today 1991 (by Getty). Without using AI, anyone want to guess what he was doing and where?

JUST IN: You do not fire your Army Chief of Staff in the middle of a war for no reason. You fire him because of what comes next. Pete Hegseth called General Randy George on April 2 and told him to retire immediately. The Pentagon confirmed it within hours. No reason was given. Not publicly. Not privately. A senior Army official told Fox News that Hegseth offered George nothing: no misconduct, no operational failure, no policy disagreement on the record. Just a phone call and a career ending in the middle of the most significant American combat operation in two decades. George is the 24th general or admiral Hegseth has removed. But he is not the 24th. He is the one that matters. The Army Chief of Staff. The man whose signature sits between a president’s intent and the order that sends soldiers across a beach or into a tunnel complex. The 82nd Airborne is deploying right now. Marines from the 31st MEU are staged on the USS Tripoli. JSOC operators are at forward bases in Israel, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, and the UAE. Kharg Island, 90 percent of Iranian oil exports, sits 16 kilometres off a coast that someone will have to decide whether to approach. And the four-star general whose job it was to advise whether that approach should happen was removed 48 hours after Trump told the nation the war would continue for two to three more weeks. The replacement is Vice Chief General Christopher LaNeve. He was Hegseth’s senior military aide before this appointment. The man who carried the Secretary’s briefcase now commands the Army the Secretary is reshaping. The chain of command did not break. It shortened. The distance between a television studio and a combat order just collapsed to zero intermediaries who were not personally selected by the man giving the order. No reason was given. That is the tell. When someone is removed without explanation during a crisis, the explanation is the crisis itself. George either objected to something or was about to. The ground option. The power plant strikes. The Kharg raid. The escalation that turned a highway bridge in Karaj into rubble on the same day he was told to leave. Something in the next two weeks requires a chief who will not push back, and the Pentagon solved that problem by installing one trained as Hegseth’s aide. A former Fox News weekend host just fired a four-star general with combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan, replaced him with his own former assistant, and did it during a live war in which the next decision could put American soldiers on Iranian soil for the first time in history. No hearing was held. No misconduct cited. The Army woke up on April 3 with a new chief it did not choose, in a war it did not start, preparing for a phase the previous chief apparently could not be trusted to execute. The question is not why George was fired. Every general in the building knows why. The question is what order is coming in the next fourteen days that required removing the one man in the chain of command who might have said no. The war has no perimeter. The chain of command has no objectors. And the next phase has no one left to stop it. open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

@cturnbull1968 Hey let’s restart the Apollo program too

This is the dumbest idea and a complete waste of tax payer money. One of the reasons they shut it down is because it’s so expensive to operate. I also think it’s going to cost a lot more than $152M to get it operational and up to code.

@ArtCandee @Angry_Staffer Obliterated, ma’am

@Angry_Staffer So…we lost a Black Hawk, an F-15E, and an A-10 Warthog…in one day? After Donald “destroyed” Iran’s military? 🙄

Maybe we shouldn’t have gloated about Iran having no air defenses left when Iran clearly still has air defenses? Just a thought.

@ArtCandee @theliamnissan I’m willing to accept proof of the other thing

@theliamnissan I don’t believe a word Cheung says. Proof Of Life.

#WhereIsTrump prove it

I just can’t believe any of this is real. This man is literally beyond parody.

@AaronBlake @MollyJongFast Governor Spec Ops. What a fucking loser

Are you a Republican that TMZ found vacationing during a shutdown? Apparently you must respond by posting an image of yourself shooting a gun.

@Chris_Meloni Likeness of his spirit? That ain’t a fucking Polaroid???

Best likeness of his spirit I’ve seen

Probably the most accurate nailing of the MAGA base I have ever seen.

There are rare moments of just total honesty from Trump. He has said this many times before. It's the ultimate proof of what a narcissist he is but also how amoral: he "couldn't care less" if you're a bad person as long as you are "nice" to him. This is the evangelicals' hero.

Who gives a flying f**k what this guy thinks about anything, let alone Iran, the Middle East, and the draft?

Hillary Clinton's private email server was front page news for weeks. Meanwhile FBI Director Kash Patel's private emails are hacked - and shared publicly - by Iran and it barely makes headlines for a day.

@donwinslow @joshduhamel Going on Megyn R Kelly to say this 😂 😂 😂

Dear @joshduhamel On the greatest day of your life you are C-level actor. So I will make you a deal. You quit acting and I'll quit politics. PS: What an arrogant fuck to think you can tell actors what they can do with their own lives, opinions and platforms.

@damintoell No I have to rethink my entire worldview

Okay

@PeterTwinklage @JDCocchiarella And whatever amalgam JD is

there are no cool kids in MAGA. only chuds, incels, and school shooters