Bub the Clownfish 🫧

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Bub the Clownfish 🫧

Bub the Clownfish 🫧

@therealbaldtim

Recent buyer of the VT family homestead and fixing it up. Purveyor of mediocre memes. Devoted Christian, husband, father, son

Vermont, USA Katılım Ağustos 2023
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Bub the Clownfish 🫧
Bub the Clownfish 🫧@therealbaldtim·
@Krissy_MeowMom So many of our Massachusetts friends ended up like that. They just assume we're not smart enough to understand why they're right, but then resort to personal attacks when we confront them with reality
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Traditional Thoughts
Traditional Thoughts@dannymsn77·
Came home to the most awful smell in my dining room and traced it to the 20lb bag of chicken feet on the table 😂 the woman thought they were the regular chicken jerky treats we get for the dogs. 🤣
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Bub the Clownfish 🫧@therealbaldtim·
@JimHansonDC So Israel got a gay guy who shacks up with a furry to assassinate Kirk??? Pretty sure they wouldn't trust that job to a whacko. They have plenty of snipers.
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Jim Hanson@JimHansonDC·
Joe Kent implies Israel may have killed Charlie Kirk I’m done with him I took the high ground at first He took the low ground Our paths have fully diverged
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One Twisted Kracka@DustyAssKracka·
She's finally getting some rest. 25 years we've been together. 3 grown girls & a 11 yr old boy. Please, I need prayers for her... Some great people on here, some HUGE accts follow me I need you to help me make this seen.
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Master2u@Master2udarnit·
@therealbaldtim I had two cans out the other day and both did that rather than open
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Bub the Clownfish 🫧
Bub the Clownfish 🫧@therealbaldtim·
@Toneskeee ...who owns a human. Don't you belong to a fish? If the human owned me, would he feed me or would I feed him? Would he clean my tank or would he make me clean his house? I'm fairly certain he's my slave
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Angela@finn20142017·
@therealbaldtim The 3 inch flat head became my bff 15 years ago. 😭
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John Graham@JohnGra41528444·
@therealbaldtim @SDSLLC_USA Yes, I buy your argument. As I said, on reflection, I think the argument could be well made for both progressive and conservative. I was thinking quite narrowly in pure political terms under Roman occupation.
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John Graham@JohnGra41528444·
I always, always say "cast asparagus" because it's funny. Usually, I'm the only one who thinks so and I get slack jawed stares followed by the sound of spittle being sucked from the corners of mouths... pearls before swine... quel frommage. Oh, I couldn't agree with you more. Can you imagine surrounding yourself with people who neither challenge your mind, nor offer you any more information than you yourself already possess or with which you already agree? What a boring world that would be. My spouse and I have almost nothing in common and are extremely happy and committed. He's Catholic (yikes) and I attend services from time to time, usually to make fun of it mildly. And, it's nice music and BEAUTIFUL architecture.
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