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@vitrupo so he has strong preliminary data to support this and is writing an R23 and developing a rigorous, robust, and reproducible study to confirm this breakthrough, right? right?

Michael Levin says cancer occurs when cells disconnect from the body's bioelectric blueprint, forgetting they’re part of a liver or a heart. "Forcibly reconnect them.. and they stop forming tumors." Cancer is spatial dissociation. Aging may be temporal dissociation.

@APsychedelics pretty sure he actually freaked the fuck out for about 6-8 hours

Happy Bicycle Day! 🚲

@CubaSugarbush @simpsons_DG right should probably just keep destroying our home, tell the children everything’s gonna be fine, just don’t breathe the air

"So this stuff really works?" "Certainly does." "Oh, well, lots of luck!"

@queersocialism dude, it’s a software program relax

deathly horrifying how quickly and seamlessly chatgpt has been integrated into so many people’s lives in the most dehumanizingly anti social ways possible

@jonathanbfine is this not what you would have a grad student do?

What penalty is appropriate for people who do this?

@Bizo_FR it’s fine for like 8 bars

repeat after me : dubstep drums doesn’t work for drum n bass

@MerriamWebster ergonomically superior though

As a society, we may have overestimated how much we would need to print things when we made ‘paste’ CTRL + V.

@br___ian I’m one of two men in my running club. The pace is painfully slow though.

"the climbing gym filters for hotties" i tell myself, as i drive back to my 80% male activity for the third time this week, "maybe this time there will be a girl"

@JacobAShell you’re a fuckin’ idiot

Lab leak case has always been much stronger for the simple reason that there aren't other facilities in China like that. What flipped was purely sociological. People didn't like being mocked for saying it seemed like the pandemic which began a couple miles from the largest deadly pathogen virology lab in the world started at the lab. So because people don't like being mocked they stayed quiet about the issue. Then the mockery of the wetmarketers started dying down, once the mockers realized that multiple intel agencies, plus the Biden admin, didn't really agree with them or their kneejerk, arrogant dismissiveness. It's important to remember, though, that the wetmarketers lost their unearned sense of self-confidence purely bc they realized "Authority" didn't agree with them. It wasn't because they saw any new data, and we know that if they'd been forming their opinion based purely on data, they'd have acknowledged from the get-go that lab accident seemed really likely.

> Why do your children talk like nerds? 2yo: Fix this door me: ok *attaches door to toy car, passenger side* 2yo: NO. It goes on the driver’s side me: If you try that I think you will find that it has the wrong chirality 2yo: Wrong chirality? *tries* 2yo: Oh, ya

@BowTiedBroke you fantasize about killing people standing outside actual holding the weapon. You need to see a psychiatrist immediately you are dangerous to yourself and others.

This place I bought in ‘20 was some NYC doctor’s Y2K compound. He built in ‘98 in case the world blew up. Secluded land serves two purposes: It’s the best for having fun & the best if the world goes to sh!t. Also, if high up, you can see people coming 30 min before they arrive.

@GOP2A4LIFE @TerribleMaps Right, I’m from Utica and i’ve never heard them called that

@TerribleMaps Nobody in NY calls it that🤣

The name for 'hamburger' by US county

@MasterTimBlais insanely stupid idiot

"men used to go to war" yeah war used to be a good balance of glory and risk, now it's hell you know when the phrase "war is hell" is from? the civil war--the first war to use machine guns before that war was still bad but it wasn't like "survive the Nightmare Machine" bad

@PaulAustin3w 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Psilocybin mushrooms aren’t here to entertain you. They’re here to evolve you. Most people aren’t ready for that conversation.

@DiscussingFilm first oscars inscribed in blood

The Oscars will finally introduce a Best Stunts category. It will begin in 2027 for the 100th Oscars.

@algekalipso 😂bro it’s a molecule that mimics your neurotransmitters. You disrespect it by bringing all this nonsense mystisism🤣

Psilocybin mushrooms aren't here to entrain you. They're here to anneal you. Most people aren't ready for this conversation.

yo drop me three albums you feel changed your life i’m tryna see something

@objectfanatic Lou = black Wiggum = black

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@Criminalsimpson marge, i’m not gonna lie to you

That's funny; I used to be able to go down there.