Ivy Rose

Filling out my 2026 tour schedule and I have a few gaps.. any suggestions? Comment below please ☑️🙌🏻 ——————— ~•IR•~ ———————

There's a little sale on my spicy page 👀

@oelma__ why not?

Jennifer Lopez is 56 years old, why is she still dressing like this on stage ? 🤔

Any suggestions?

@WafflesLenottet @ywnbact fuck yes it is 👌

@ywnbact Is that really a normal thing there? I dont wanna step on spit or bird shit and stuff tho

No city is clean enough to do this

Someone flick me in the nose next time i say 'ive met a guy...'

@ToaaToaaVT WAIT WHAAAAT!

Aussies... My chat just informed me that "Pinch and a Punch for the 1st Day of The Month" is not a thing outside of aus?? is it actually not???? wtf

@TheImogenGreene 10/11 I think. He will also be in melbs the following weekend 😜

@therealivyrose Oooo when?

I'm rewatching Buffy ATM. Man the vampires were weak as hell. Where's their strength, speed, hearing, smell, compulsion?!

Before and after Client was sick of the dusty old floors that were often cold in the winter We fixed it up with something tasteful and modern

Propaganda I’m never falling for (again): Selling pussy is worse than giving it away for free.

@james_xond Wait people don’t do this?

Be honest… does anyone else talk to animals like they are going to answer back??

@Ravenismeee Can actually comment on this one. Get up throw books and any thing as fast as you can, screech like a feral animal. And call the cops. Just word to the wise; do what i didn’t do and out clothes on before the cops get there.

People who sleep naked do ya'll ever think about emergencies? What if someone breaks in?

@ladyzoeto I was saying this to someone the other day 😅

@goddessspearl Hayyy

I love having Aussie / NZ moots 🇦🇺🇳🇿 RT & say gday if you come from the land down under

Men will spend months (or years) and thousands of dollars on countless dinners, gifts etc for mediocre sex that eventually leads to a breakup and then balk at the thought at paying up front for something guaranteed with a professional

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@BrianAtlas Oh, you’re actually serious… I feel sorry for you.

My main criticism of OnlyFans and similar sites isn’t the nudity (though this line of attack is valid), it’s that millions of women are essentially running what amounts to a romance scam. Wholesale fraud. Beyond that, most OnlyFans girls have a typer/chatter (typically male, or now AI) that does the chatting. If you claim the men get to talk to YOU (for money) but it’s actually someone else, that’s misrepresentation and fraud. Porn production has its defenders, but the intentional creation of fake relationships for profit is undeniably wrong. The scam/fraud aspect is completely indefensible: 1. Selling the illusion of personal connection 2. Fabricated intimacy for financial gain 3. Pay-to-progress “relationship steps” 4. Emotional baiting and withholding 5. False exclusivity 6. Dangling a potential future 7. Targeting vulnerable or lonely individuals

@xAsamoahx I bet they’ve NEVER heard that one before

I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, "Do you have a criminal record?" I said, "No. Is that still required?"

@JaHush222 Huh

Filling out my 2026 tour schedule and I have a few gaps.. any suggestions? Comment below please ☑️🙌🏻 ——————— ~•IR•~ ———————