Jeff 🆖 🙃

@flightradar24 @MKBHD glad it didn't disappear into FinnAir

@kenjilopezalt any updates on the Anova Precision Oven? Is it future proof and something you'd recommend in most kitchens for everyday cooks?

@Gymboree we haven't gotten responses to our questions about San Francisco class openings (and whether the pass that we bought pre COVID can still be honored). Can you help?

@CamSmith Congrats!!

I don't speak French, but I officially have a fiancé!

Friend of a friend ordered 6 cupcakes on Uber Eats but only received 5. In the box, there was a hole that had frosting where the cupcake was. How stupid do you have to be to steal a cupcake? Something easily counted. If you’re gonna steal food, steal fries or noodles or something

@blobofclay @AustinRivers25 @NBAonTNT It's so hilarious how much you hate him. Good memories

Those three point shot attempts from @AustinRivers25 @NBAonTNT

@owentripp Saw it yesterday with vans with what looked like French flags on it #LePlotThickens

This is day 2 of this motorcade here in San Francisco yet I have seen no news of a VIP in town. So this person must either be really good at hiding inside or is really compensating for something with their motorcade.

@blobofclay Haha, we had one too! You'll learn to get good with random house fixes and your tool collection will grow.

Almost 11 years of renting: never one plumbing leak. Almost 4 months of homeownership: leak under the kitchen sink. Thanks Murphy and your dumb law 😡

The momentous day has come. After 13 years, I've canceled my Netflix DVD plan. Yes, this service still exists.

@BobaGuys the new bamboo straws are legit! No sogginess even after finishing the drink! Way to lead the way with environmental consciousness!

@tays_thoughtz Tay, you're an adult. Take care of your damn self.

I’ve had a perpetually runny nose and itchy eyes for a solid 2 yrs. Finally bit the bullet and purchased Claritin (which always felt excessively expensive- no?) and man this is a whole new world. Touché to all who told me so!

Also one might consider protecting private information might not indicating “hey look snoopers — there’s juicy private stuff in here!”

@blobofclay @LinkedIn Tru dat

@therealjeffng @LinkedIn You’re also lame af 😘

People who post on @LinkedIn about graduating college, starting their career for the Big 4 accounting firms, and how excited they are for joining one of the best companies ever are some of the lamest people on this planet. I cringe every time I read one of those posts.

@blobofclay @LinkedIn I'd be pretty proud TBH.. I couldn't get in to pwc straight out of college and would be pretty happy to show it off if I did.

@therealjeffng @LinkedIn I’m not saying working at the Big 4 is bad. It’s great to start a career. I’m just saying those LinkedIn posts are lame af

@blobofclay @LinkedIn *for.. Didn't mean to type in hood speak

@wadechambers Don't play with my heart like that

Day thirteen advent calendar recipient is Jeff!

Congrats to the entire Grand Rounds team for being a @Glassdoor Best Place to Work in 2019! #BPTW bit.ly/2AMDxyS

@grandrounds 80s themed holiday party with @taintedloveband! #shotwithpixel #iworeasuit

“There were times when he couldn’t get out of bed or didn’t want to. He’s so young - I couldn’t imagine him living the rest of his life that way.” See how Buddy from Comcast was able to overcome the darkest time in his life with support from Grand Rounds. bit.ly/2BcImD3

Mid-century vibes