Todd Nisoff

As a satire influencer I need to start using social media to voice my opinions. I am not part of the turd reich or the opposition. I am a chronicler/satire influencer/time traveller. (3/X)

They’re trying to sell the SAVE Act as election integrity, but it’s actually a financial and logistical barrier designed to disenfranchise specific voters. With 3.8 million eligible voters lacking this documentation, we must stand against this transparent midterm power grab. As Governor, I’ll shield California from federal overreach that disproportionately targets our underserved communities. thehill.com/homenews/admin…

@SatireMedi63111 @RepMGP ...or we could be evolved human beings and treat the mental illness.

@RepMGP Im sorry but its to the point where we should let the homeless fend for themselves "Survival of the fittest" At the end of the day we are part of the animal kingdom & no other species on Earth practices such welfare. You either thrive & survive, or not. Your choice.

Crazy permitting and building codes increase homelessness and push homeownership further out of reach… my build now act pushes local and state government to clean up and right size their codes Builders, comment the wackiest code you’ve seen below

@youtwitface @RepMGP Change "anti-social behavior" to "mental illness", then treat it.

@RepMGP I'm all for building more homes. But let's keep it real. People aren't homeless bc of a lack of housing. They're homeless because of anti-social behavior. Solve the anti-social behavior and you'll be amazed at how many "homeless" suddenly find a home to live in.

Indistinguishable from the kind of fanatical rhetoric we point to in order to cast Iran’s leaders as evil and deranged

@adamcarolla Wrong. Class and style is not about the policy it's de riguer in politics and in civilization. MAGA ignores that which is an embarrassment regardless of policy.

I think class and style is the problem with today’s politics. Newsom and Obama have class and style and horrible destructive policies

@StanfieldKevin The bill calls for Real ID which many don't have. They would have to procure a passport or birth certificate which many don't have. Women who took their husbands name would have to show a marriage certificate. It's a blatant attempt to disenfranchise voters.

@StanfieldKevin There is. The SAVE act is not about voter ID it makes unreasonable restrictions on what constitutes an ID.

Serious question… I, and all my roles, including my 96-year-old Aunt, our registered voters and have IDs. What’s the problem? It has to be more to it than that.

@SNYUConn @ColemanESPN If you're a champion you don't care who you play.

Syracuse coach Felisha Legette-Jack lamented her frustrations for her teams continuing to be eliminated by UConn in NCAA subregionals at Gampel "After being in this business for 37 years and to have to be in this particular bracket every freakin' year is unacceptable"

@StephenM Bullshit

The Democrats have imported an army of foreign criminals spilling American blood.

@RealBenLuigi This is the most racist thing I've ever watched

This is a mall in Virginia. Every day I am more radicalized, I’m a foreigner in my own country.

@ChrisCillizza The demented despot

I am starting to think about who had the Worst Week in Washington….would love your nominations (and your “why”) in advance of my column tomorrow!

@Acyn I find it easy to believe he forgot

Cooper: The president seemed to indicate that he had not been briefed that Iran might strike out at its neighbors or try to shut down the strait of hormuz. Is that conceivable to you? Bolton: I know for a fact that he was aware of those potentials. I raised the option of regime change in Iran several times during the time I was national security advisor. I never persuaded the president to adopt that position. And one reason was that others had different views. And every time I raised it, they raised a whole long list of difficulties that are entailed by a regime change campaign and if you're going to embark on it, you better have answers to them. And certainly, closing the strait of hormuz was always one of them. And so were attacks on the gulf Arab states, particularly their oil infrastructure. So he knew about it in his first term. I find it hard to believe that he forgot about it in the intervening years.

@BuckSexton It's forty five minutes of "torture" then it's very very good

Annoyed that "One Battle After Another" won, because I already suffered through Sinners (which was awful) because I thought it would win To be fair, can't trash the "best picture" winner unless I watch it. Even though I am 99% sure it will be a torture session start to finish.

@BuckSexton White House Down

What is the worst movie you ever saw in a theater? I'll go first: Magnolia (Honorable mentions: Ferrari, Vanilla Sky, Jury Duty, AI)

@HawkEmDownChris Cecil Cooper.

Age yourself by naming an MLB first baseman you grew up watching. I’ll start: Albert Pujols.

@lelulovexo I'm not sure it would fit on me but I'll give it a go

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@JayWeber3 Let’s talk about irresponsible, shall we…