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Very soon in the first quarter of next yr the gov will remove the twitter ban, it's not cos they have agreed to any yeye demand, but elections are getting close and they need the to start manipulations all over and the best way is restoring ur rights they told you were privileges

@bod_repuplic This one is definitely looking for Elon musk money... cos this was still a bit more recent compared to 10 naira coke

Egg roll 50 Naira!?😂 Just because we give you permission to lie to us doesn't mean you should use lie to finish us.

Dear God, I need 20M for my mums surgery latest may. The leg is leaking pus uncontrollably due to botched surgery she had! The pain is bad! My mum on regular takes TM to ease pains! Please! I don’t know how! I believe you can do all things! That’s my faith this APRIL… Amen!

If a man is horny and doesn’t have a wife, a sex-slave, a boy, or a hollowed-out watermelon (in that order, mind you) on hand, he should fuck an idol. That’s the depth of their depravity. But there’s more... If he must do it in Ramadan, he can use his hands. Or his wife’s. “And if he has a female slave who is a child or young girl, he masturbates with her hand, and likewise the disbelieving [slave girl], and it is permissible to enjoy her without vaginal intercourse.” Yes, age no bar. That’s the Hanbali jurist Ibn al-Qayyim in the 14th century. Highly revered by the Salafis and also held in high esteem by the Sunnis at large. So the next time you see someone with a watermelon emoji, know exactly what they are. By the way, the work is called Badai’ al-Fawa’id.

@girlfromsouthie @cucumbermensch @mistressdivy The man just exactly what you wrote but switching from men to women and the only thing you could come up with is that he hates women.... does that mean form your post it only just shows you hate men and nothing else... cos I am still struggling with this warped logic of yours...

@cucumbermensch @mistressdivy I just don’t agree and don’t need to Argue with someone who hates women. You should stick to Men.

So I work at a men’s divorce law firm, and I see this all the time. Guys get such a bad rap when they end up divorced, especially middle-aged with kids. People love to mock their appearance on dating apps or joke about “divorced dads” like it’s funny, but it’s honestly pretty cruel. These men have usually just gone through brutal battles.. in court, with their ex, financially drained, emotionally exhausted. Many have lost a ton of money, time with their kids, and their sense of stability. Now they’re trying to pick themselves back up, put themselves out there, and find someone who actually values them as a person.. something their ex maybe never did. It’s not desperate. It’s resilient. Starting over after divorce isn’t easy, especially when society acts like you’re damaged goods or a punchline just because you’re a middle-aged dad trying to date again. Cut them some slack. A little kindness and respect goes a long way when someone’s rebuilding their life. Respect to all the divorced dads out there grinding through it. You’re not alone ♥️

Transphobia: a word used by the trans community to gaslight the public. Whenever facts about biology science and objective reality are brought to their attention.

This is why articulation matters ‼️‼️

@Cardibdefense @tyoumikures @enyola @IsaacChibuzor @Viznelson @LadyGrasha Happy new month....

@therealuba018 @tyoumikures @enyola @IsaacChibuzor @Viznelson @LadyGrasha Oga you're dull

@CDcareNG Just because you have my address does not give you the right to show up at my house unannounced or involve my landlord, the cleaner and my neighbour. This is unprofessional, invasive, and completely unacceptable. I’ve been a consistent customer of CDcare since 2023 and over 20 purchases and I have never defaulted, and this experience is honestly disappointing. In December 2025, I got a laptop on a 3-month installment plan. Final payment was February 27 2026. On March 13 I had a conversation with two cdcare agents, I offered to pay with interest month end OR let them collect the laptop till whenever I have the balance. They never responded to either offer. CHECK IMAGE 1. I was not unreachable. I have WhatsApp messages from TWO different CDcare numbers contacting me. I responded to both. I was actively communicating the entire time. My call log shows I answered CDcare's calls on March 14, March 18, and March 21. March 27 they messaged me. I said "allow the salary to drop, I nor like to owe, because sometimes salaries get delayed. They said "Ok." ONE day later, literally the next day without any formal demand by email or calls or text (which their OWN Terms Clause 10(vii) requires), they sent someone to my house. CHECK SLIDE 3. Their agent came, didn't text or call me prior, and went straight to my LANDLORD and disclosed my debt situation. My landlord was shocked. I now have to explain to the person who controls my housing why a debt collection agent showed up at his property because of me. But here's where it gets worse. When I called my landlord, he told me CDcare's agent said they had called me several times with no answer, and texted me with no response. THAT IS A LIE. My screenshots prove we were in active communication the entire time. Not only does my landlord know, my neighbour knows and the cleaner who doesn't even live there knows my business. They didn't just show up unannounced. They fabricated a story to my landlord to make me look like I was hiding from them. That is deliberate defamation. To the person who controls my home. Over a payment I was actively communicating about. Their OWN Terms Clause 10(vii) require email or phone demand before any physical visit. Their Privacy Policy says data can only be shared with affiliates or under court order. My landlord is neither. They violated their own policies AND lied to cover it up. This is 3+ years with CDcare, multiple products failed within 6 months. Multiple Earbuds, a fan, a yam pounder, an influencer light. I never showed up at their office to cause a scene. I just moved on. Because I'm a reasonable customer. I am filing a formal complaint with @fccpcnigeria under the FCCPA 2018 and @NITDANigeria under the Nigeria Data Protection Regulation 2019. I'm not against CDcare as a business, I mean get your money. But showing up without notice, disclosing my data and lying to my landlord about me to justify an unauthorized visit has put my housing at risk was uncalled for.

@Cardibdefense @Sammypeco @enyola @IsaacChibuzor @Viznelson @LadyGrasha Ok

@Sammypeco @therealuba018 @enyola @IsaacChibuzor @Viznelson @LadyGrasha Yes. But what about data protection do you guys not understand?? Come and retrieve the items not come and share my data with my landlord. That's unprofessional and he have a case against them.

@Milare_rash @Viznelson You see ur problem u are not even communicating... this ur half & half that only u understand sounding like someone going through a trumatized phase of dir live... please rest. The guy don kuku pay off the money and da case from all indications is closed. Rest & happy new month

@therealuba018 @Viznelson It's late for awon ara ile yin.

A 54-year-old man had a surgical procedure. His bill was ₦700,000. He paid ₦400,000 upfront. On discharge day, a nurse mistakenly gave him a pass without confirming he'd paid the ₦300,000 balance. The man walked out. Two weeks later, during auditing, the unpaid balance was discovered. They called him to settle his bill. The same man who was pleading before surgery now boldly said: 'I'm not paying anything. I was given a pass, so it's not my fault. Next time, your nurses should be more careful.' Can you imagine that? We criticise our leaders and politicians for stealing public funds. But they were once like this man, who saw an opportunity, exploited it, and felt no shame. Anyway, the hospital went looking for him, with the police. If he knew this would happen, he'd have dropped a fake address.

@EmmaOkoreMD In Nigeria, we are not only fighting against the government, we are fighting against ourselves because an average Nigeria is a thief

@Milare_rash @Viznelson Bro it's late.... rest abeg.

@therealuba018 @Viznelson You talking about context, abi Ori eleyi to Daru?

@tyoumikures @enyola @IsaacChibuzor @Viznelson @LadyGrasha If u check the T&C u will notice the only case he has is The defamation & data disclosure & thats dicey cos if they told the landlord he was owing & refused to pay that's the truth & only the court can decide otherwise, again the address he gave them is the same as the landlords

@therealuba018 @enyola @IsaacChibuzor @Viznelson @LadyGrasha Come and retrieve. Not come and defame. Not come and tell the whole world his business. Which terms and conditions did you read? Plus, he suggested they come and retrieve it if they weren't okay with his proposal, pending his final instalment. So how is their action justifiable?

@i_raybaba @Viznelson The way you just made the sound even without asking it must be inborn and home grown... take care. Ewure

@therealuba018 @Viznelson Your context are shit and it’s good to know your dad is a meh eeh.

Jaden Ivey was thrown off the @chicagobulls today over his Christian views on LGBTQ pride events. He’s reacting live on IG right now and refusing to back down from his religious convictions. @NBA wouldn’t dare to do this to any other faith. Christians must stand with @JadensIV!

This is how you dismantle their argument.

@i_raybaba @Viznelson I don't even know what to say to you.... but you came late and it is always a "wise" thing to seek context (many of which I have provided in close to twenty more post after this...) but you rushed to talk and sadly assumed that makes you wise... very dull behaviour. Ewure

@therealuba018 @Viznelson You’re very dull.

@subong00 @Viznelson Cos the address he gave them is the same as the landlords and in this case they might have to explain their business to the landlord given their property is in the property of the landlord. Read the contract CDcare owns the product and only rents it to buyer until final payment.

@therealuba018 @Viznelson So why wasn't he informed that they were coming? Why did they lie to the landlord?

@subong00 @Viznelson They dont need 2 inform him. Please read the T & C he agreed to... clause 4 & 7, & he didn't say they lied to the landlord his gross is that they told the landlord his business wen they don't have the right too and I agree but only a court can determine what is right in this case

Jimmy Darts walks up to a pastor and tells him he hasn’t eaten in days and is really struggling. The pastor immediately stops everything, prays over him with total sincerity, offers food and shelter, and shows genuine kindness — no questions asked. Then Jimmy drops the twist: it was all a test of character. He hands the pastor $500 cash on the spot. But the surprises aren’t over yet… because Christian singer Phil Wickham walks up and adds another $5,000. Who do you think showed the greatest act of kindness here — the pastor, Jimmy, or Phil Wickham? I’m going with the pastor ❤️