Reed Morris

@dispeldice @StaffandBranch This was years ago. My character (a young boy with fire powers) decided to call upon every God to become their avatar. One last sacrifice to stop the end of the world. He ascended to God hood in order to protect the cosmos as a bright light against the darkness. He was a good kid

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🔥 Big Giveaway 🔥 One of our OG woods, Peruvian Walnut, makes a return for an epic Rolling Tray and Dice Vault giveaway. 🤙 (Rules posted below 👇) #wyrmwoodwednesday #dnd #dice #ttrpg

My mom told me last night that her official title at work is "Ghost Closer", and I've never wanted a title so bad in my life.

New homebrew Wizard subclass is probably broke af. Better to go too far and roll it back than not enough. #DnD #dungeonsanddragons #wizardtank

Holy cow, has anyone else tried this before?! I just took, what my people in the tech industry are calling a "shower". Very cutting edge.

Anyone want to see Antlers with me? Looks like a fun romcom. #AntlersMovie

@Will_ig_ab @MatComRPG I've woke up in the middle of the night with that. I should probably get more sleep.

@thereedimus @MatComRPG I've heard a lot of terrible geology puns in my day and this is definitely the worst. Tbh that's quite an achievement, mad props you brilliant mad man.

One of my back up characters for the current @MatComRPG campaign was a scientist Stone Elemental. I just wanted to play an Astrophysischist. #dnd #ttrpg #rpg #tabletopgames #badjoke

@ProDMTimothy Our group heavily relies on humor to defuse the tension/fear of conquering the unknown. Everything is very serious until it suddenly isn't.

@thereedimus Well, this tweet took a turn.

We paused our decent into an archeological dig in last night's session to discuss the subtle vibrations you feel that roll through the couch when another person buries a fart deep in the adjacent cushion... Then we plunged into the dark flatulence. #dnd #dungeonsanddragons

✨GIVEAWAY✨ To celebrate our soft opening on 10/4 @ 12pm PDT, we're giving away 2 sets of Twilight Dreamscape! Store will have ready-to-ship dice from our debut collection! Rules: 1. RT/Follow/Like 2. 2nd winner chosen from our email list! Sign up @ dispeldice.com/signup!

The word "BODEGA", can screw right off. I prefer the grandeur of incorrectly calling you a "Pagoda".

@mkgorgone Nah I'd make them make pretzels for people. Let them stew in the newest layer of hell... Food service.

@thereedimus Do what I do, make them get mall pretzels!

I'm DM'ing tonight for the first time in like 2 years. Do I just make it a pie eating competition or have them fix the town plumbing system? #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dming

Starting a petition to get Twitter renamed to Tooter, because everyone is full of hot air and I use it most from the bathroom. #twitter

@Will_ig_ab Just his face is bone. The rest of his purple body is all meat. Heh

@thereedimus Well yea, bones can't sweat so I'm sure he's overheating like heck.

I dont say it much but I'm going to say it now. Skeletor is hot. Like I said, I don't say it much. #HeMan

@magnavancia @cryoutolivia BRONCO DEATH PACT! 🐎☠🚘

@thereedimus @cryoutolivia tempt me, i'm already doing it

God wants me to get a new Ford Bronco.

@cryoutolivia @magnavancia Don't tempt me, cuz I'll do it.

@thereedimus @magnavancia If I wasn’t a baby and could drive, I would snatch one of those little suckers up like THAT, and yesssss Paige and I were talking about that, it looks like they’re electrifying all their other “important” models, so it’s likely. (Y’all, let’s get matching Broncos lmfaoooooo)