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OH CANADA 🇨🇦 Katılım Haziran 2011
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Chris
Chris@EastVan808·
@Hughes4Rebuild @ChesterM222 Yeah, who cares about being in top shape, performing on the ice and living up to your contract. As long as they spend an hour or 2 more than Hughes did with the kids, that's the main priority.
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Chester Ming
Chester Ming@ChesterM222·
People are so twisted about on ice stuff about EP40 they make up in their own dumbass heads he does nothing off the ice too
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Dr Rod 🇨🇦@RodMakeKidsBald

@ChesterM222 @surreycanuck6 @Canucks I can confirm that Petey and Brock have come without media on non-team related visits. Both were great with the kids. Brock especially is a natural with sick kids.

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The Shmaff@theshmaff·
@jabo_vancouver Fuck Walsh !!!! He’s an agent who doesn’t care if a team wins just if his clients get paid
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The Shmaff@theshmaff·
@walsha Oh 🤷‍♂️ besides raising cap and uncomfortable contracts what was your contribution to making the league better 🤷‍♂️serious question
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Allan Walsh🏒
Allan Walsh🏒@walsha·
Trevor Linden and “presenting a united front” should never be uttered in the same sentence. One of the persons most responsible for going behind the back of NHLPA leadership to strike a deal with Gary on a triple hard salary cap with escrow. Cost players billions of dollars.
Sportsnet 650@Sportsnet650

🗣️"You won't find three better people in the game than Ryan Johnson, Daniel and Henrik...These guys are going to be able to look one another in the eye and trust each other." 👉@SatiarShah & @BikNizzar are joined by Trevor Linden to talk #Canucks front office and more!

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The Shmaff@theshmaff·
@OffTheRosterPod He’s been a lost cause for a long time🤷‍♂️doesn’t have the drive to b elite . I truly think he’s lost his passion for hockey, just coasting on natural skill which makes it even more upsetting 🤦‍♂️can’t have that in a room that needs culture desperately with young players
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Off The Roster
Off The Roster@OffTheRosterPod·
“There’s so much skill in that guy” 👀 Uffe Bodin still believes Elias Pettersson can bounce back and hopes the Vancouver Canucks can help unlock his game again. #Canucks
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Rep. Jim McGovern
Rep. Jim McGovern@RepMcGovern·
Remember: it was like pulling teeth to get Republicans to fund the 9/11 Victim Compensation Fund. But it took them no time at all to create a $1.8 billion Insurrection Slush Fund to pay off the legal fees of the January 6th rioters who beat cops. These are sick, corrupt people.
CNN@CNN

Jon Stewart takes aim at Mitch McConnell's record on funding for 9/11 first responders, saying the Senate leader has "always held out until the last minute, and only then after intense lobbying and public shaming has he even deigned to move on it" cnn.it/2XlXjhO

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Rated_Robynne
Rated_Robynne@RatedR4Robynne·
If you voted for Trump once, you’re an idiot If you voted for Trump twice, you’re a brain-rotted cultist If you voted for Trump three times, you’re a clinically delusional, boot-licking, fact-allergic MAGA mutt who’d gargle his diarrhea, call it champagne, and ask for seconds
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Covie
Covie@covie_93·
trump gets $400 million to upgrade his plane, $1 billion for a ballroom, $155 million for golf trips so far, $13 million to upgrade the reflecting pool and made $4 billion so far. His supporters get $1.7 billion for being criminals. You get high gas, grocery and electricity prices, liver and a piece of broccoli.
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Bill Simmons
Bill Simmons@BillSimmons·
Rooting for Buffalo to beat Montreal is the closest I’m getting to a playoff win this month. I hope the Habs lose in an unusually devastating and awful way that we’ll remember for decades. Go Sabres!!!!! Finish them!!!!!!!!!
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Uncle™️
Uncle™️@UncleLaleet·
The Canucks new management team is not pulling any punches with EP40. He is most certainly being put on notice. It’s time for him to show what he’s made of. This could be the year that defines the rest of his career.
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The Shmaff@theshmaff·
@seyerpa He could have been in that category but he is so far behind now it’s not even close. I think pussy got him all kinds of fucked up 🤷‍♂️I was on track to play BB for the rest of my life till I got that good 🍑 🤷‍♂️🤣
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Leo Seyerpa
Leo Seyerpa@seyerpa·
When he is prepared and wants to be the best player he can be, the only guys better are McJesus and MacKinnon. I truly believe that. That’s why I get so fn angry that he mailed it in after he got paid and is more interested in making content with his wife for Hot Instagram Summer
Sportsnet@Sportsnet

"He needs to decide what player he wants to be." In the latest 32 Thoughts, Henrik Sedin joins @FriedgeHNIC and @sportsnetkyle to discuss Elias Pettersson's future with the Canucks and much more! 🎧: sportsnet.ca/podcasts/32-th… Presented by @ToyotaCanada

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The Shmaff@theshmaff·
@WeetmanRob @ngreenizan @ThomasDrance 💯more Canadians please 🙏 Americans can’t handle the pressure and bitch out back to America . We need strong Canadians who love the country/game and want to bring a cup home to their country 👊
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Oh Ffs
Oh Ffs@WeetmanRob·
@ngreenizan @ThomasDrance Ffs. You don't think we have enough Europeans already? Really? What do you have? Stockholm syndrome?
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Nick
Nick@ngreenizan·
Random Canucks thought #2 for today: what would it cost to acquire Michkov? And would it be worth it? @ThomasDrance
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The Shmaff@theshmaff·
@JohnnyAGI Cause they can’t b bothered to actually form their own opinions. Most of them it’s straight forward. “My great grand dad voted republican so I too must “ or “ I’m lazy and think immigrants r stealing my jobs/money” so uninformed
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Johnny AGI
Johnny AGI@JohnnyAGI·
They loved Marjorie Taylor Greene, now they hate her. They loved Thomas Massie, now they hate him. They loved Lauren Boebert, now they hate her. They made fun of Biden for nodding off ("Sleepy Joe), now they ignore Trump outright falling asleep. They put "I Did That" Biden stickers on high gas prices, now they ignore gas prices being even higher. They bragged about Trump being the no wars President, now they support war. They bashed Biden for sending money to Ukraine, now they ignore Trump sending money to both Ukraine and Israel. They demanded the Epstein files, now they bash anyone asking for the Epstein files. To be a MAGA is to be a slave. Not physically, but mentally. They stand for nothing. We're up against people who stand for nothing. And with the most misplaced confidence you've ever seen, they try to tell us whats-what. We shouldn't even acknowledge these people. The Trump supporters that remain are mentally too far gone. I don't even want to argue with them anymore.
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James Li
James Li@5149jamesli·
A reminder: Erika Kirk on the death of Charlie: "Even if God gave him the option, I wouldn’t want to bring him back." Thomas Massie on the death of his wife: "I cry every day. I would do anything to see her again." Only one of these is a human reaction. The other is demonic.
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Jason D Beck
Jason D Beck@JasonBeck82·
What an absolute joke. Maybe the worst day I’ve had in 23+ years working at the BC Sports Hall of Fame.
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Really American 🇺🇸
Really American 🇺🇸@ReallyAmerican1·
Steve Harness: “When is a reporter gonna snap back and say don’t you fucking talk to me that way? I’m a goddamned adult. I’m here working. You work for us, asshole. Go fuck yourself. Somebody, for the love of God, I will buy the Pulitzer for you if you will just tell this man how fucking dare you, do not talk to me that way”
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The Shmaff@theshmaff·
@BieksasBurner He’s literally a gem for any team but has personality flaws and never did anything close to horvat or let alone the twins as captain in van . I wish him all the best . Could c him being the first nhl player that spends a career chasing cups
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The Shmaff@theshmaff·
@TheProspectDon We need more Canadian players. Swedes haven’t won shit in years and Americans bounce as soon as they can .
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The Prospect Don
The Prospect Don@TheProspectDon·
If Ivar Stenberg somehow does fall to 3, the Sedins will pounce. Ivar Stenberg almost hit 40 points in the SHL as an 18 year old which has not be done since Daniel Sedin in 1999 Now the Sedin twins will have a chance to select Ivar 3rd overall. They also have the Wilds 1st rounder who was just eliminated and the 34th overall pick. Would love if they selected Liam and Markus Ruck there
Sportsnet@Sportsnet

The Canucks have promoted Henrik and Daniel Sedin to co-presidents of hockey operations, Sportsnet can confirm. Vancouver has also named Ryan Johnson as their new general manager.

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