horse with a carriage

social media has really convinced y'all that 60 likes isn't a lot but if 60 people were to come up to you and compliment you, you'd probably be overwhelmed

Set to stun. Valkyrie Hypercar, captured by Optix.jpg. Watch it in action in @IMSA around the streets of Detroit this weekend. #AstonMartinLive #ValkyrieHypercar #IMPOSSIBLEDRIVEN

@DBNGOGO 👵🏼🫦

Eat me, I’m the birthday cake 🍰

If I reshare your WhatsApp status without editing the caption, just know you have sense.

Kanti malini lama panty eRedbat eniwadonsa aze afike esifubenii ?

me at someone’s house fighting for my life not to put my legs up on their couch

No matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL DEFINITELY FIND IT

We want the Death Penalty for anyone who rapes a child.

@ettanoxiv @DonBrown10011 @odyssseyy Don’t crash out. I just said what I thought and moved on

@theultmteUNATHi @DonBrown10011 @odyssseyy It’s not rocket science. Men are horny by nature and gay men even more so because they don’t have to worry about impregnating a woman. It’s not an insult it’s just a fact, gay men love to have sex and one partner isn’t enough for most.

Do married gay couples ever have sex with just each other?

@Jnr_Tista @chaedria Lmaoo?? Churches are well known for being anti gay. They just gave him a pass

@chaedria It’s not about his sexuality it’s about his craft, and the church doesn’t discriminate

I'm going to hold your hand while I say this....

why does maintaining a social life have to involve eating out so much

@ettanoxiv @DonBrown10011 @odyssseyy I love how everyone is like “statistically” “vast majority” so y’all don’t have any concrete proof just hearsay and statistics. Which are probably outdated

@DonBrown10011 @odyssseyy Statistically speaking yes

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@chibzyyyy Onion

Gun to your president's head, name a fruit.

I said Ariana Grande's new song sucks and didn't even get a single death threat from her fans. That's how bad it is.

@nnifrid Thank God Ava isn’t black

she is so fab … the weird little dog adds to her aura

i feel bad for the kids who will grow up without real television

“gun to ur head wyd” begging you to shoot me