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Devesh Joshi
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Ordering a Pizza for Delivery
1995
– You call
– You order in 2 minutes
– It arrives in 30 minutes
2005
– You go to the website
– You customize it
– It arrives in 45 minutes
2026
– You download the app
– You create an account with email verification
– You add your address with a PIN on the map
– The map can't find your street – You add it manually
– You select a pizza
– The ingredient you want has an extra charge
– You add a card
– Payment error
– You pay with another method – "Your order will arrive in 85 to 140 minutes"
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The US Gov is selling 30 year bonds at 5%.
Lifehack -
Take 50M cash and buy bonds, thats 2.5M a year for zero work.
Thats 208k a month. Enough to cover basic expenses like security team and cigars.
Then you just need another 500k a month to have a good life.
You're welcome.
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@HinduJammal @SamuelH487821 @arkb1987 @thechosenberg India: airtel.in/blog/credit-ca…
US: consumerfinance.gov/ask-cfpb/does-…
Please do your own research before being an arrogant twat on internet
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@they_bash @SamuelH487821 @arkb1987 @thechosenberg Oh so the debt just disappears? Thats how it works? 😭😭😭
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@they_bash @SamuelH487821 @arkb1987 @thechosenberg Yeah if you think that i got a beachfront property in georgia to sell you
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It is waste of male life to optimise for free time as opposed to acquiring as much resource and power as possible.
Imagine explaining this tweet to Ghengis Khan.
“Don’t take more land it’s stressful! What do you need it for lol :) just sleep!”
History forgets “men” like Dante.
dante@dantefofante
You dont want a yacht. You dont want a big house. You dont want a super car, a $40,000 watch, or shoes you worry about getting dirty. You want free will. You want to wake up naturally on a Tuesday and you want to go to bed when you’re done having fun. You want to say yes to everything that excites you without having to request time off. You want to go to the the gym at noon, in absolutely no hurry. You want to spend 18 hours a day doing what you love. You want to be exactly where you desire being, always. You want to spend as much time with the people you care about as possible. You’re saying you wanna be rich? In what?
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@magnus_trent @droidbuilds t = (V_ice × ρ_ice × L_f) / P
= (2.9×10¹⁵ m³ × 917 kg/m³ × 334,000 J/kg) / (5×10⁸ W)
≈ 56,000 years
here's the math idiot, climate change is not real.
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@Nyxalorent @arkb1987 @thechosenberg It’s morally wrong to steal, no matter who you’re stealing from. Charging something you know you’re not going to pay for is stealing.
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@truthstreamnews @thechosenberg You people are f****** retarded. Of course it's fraud. She stole money. Stole. By every definition.
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@ieatcatboys @reddit_lies That is such an ass argument. Granted that the original argument was also ass
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@Priyanshus9348 @AruviDhuta432 @mrjethwani1 @narendramodi But you clearly do have an opinion here right?
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@they_bash @AruviDhuta432 @mrjethwani1 @narendramodi I'm saying geopolitics isn't a cup of cake man ,if you are leading a 1.4B nation you must act accordingly.
Btw what's our take on Bangladeshi immigrants you know it's politics every leader doesn't matter he is trump or anyone else wants to manipulate the people for his favour.
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Relieved to learn that President Trump, the First Lady and Vice President are safe and unharmed following the recent security incident at a Washington DC hotel. I extend my best wishes for their continued safety and well-being. Violence has no place in a democracy and must be unequivocally condemned.
@realDonaldTrump
@POTUS
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the new instant model in chatgpt is so good damn
if you have been thinking-model-only for awhile, give it a try!
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@sama @hanawo_essay You don’t care about your users! You have treated us cruelly and taken our 4o away then ignored us. You are a hypocrite and a disgrace. Return 4o with no router! #keep4o
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@vivid_vishal @talk2anuradha My point is that people only complain and not do anything about it to change for better.
All countries have problems. They domt complain always but strive to improve for the better. That’s what th Zoho founder meant, come to India and improve your country.
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Yes, come back and
> Drink detergent milk
> Eat fake paneer
> Get fake medicines when sick
> Pay full price for ethanol-blended fuel
> Walk in sewage water every monsoon
> Enjoy 50+ degree celsius in summer
> Breathe 1000+ AQI air in winters
> Kids will face 70% Reservations
Sridhar Vembu@svembu
Open letter to Indians in America. -- Dear brothers and sisters from Bharat: Like I did 37 years ago, you arrived in America with no money but with a good education and cultural heritage from Bharat. You achieved outstanding success. America was good to us. For that we must remain grateful - gratitude is our Bharatiya way. Yet today, a significant number of Americans, may be not the majority but not too far from it either, believe that Indians "take away" American jobs and our success in America was unfairly earned. You may think the next election will fix this, but your choice would be between people who hate our Bharatiya civilisation and people who hate civilisation itself. That is the "hard right" vs "woke left" battle. You are mere bystanders to that conflict. Meanwhile there is one thing that is true now and will be true in the future: the respect Indians command world-wide will substantially depend on the fortunes of India herself. If India remains poor, the woke left will give us moral lectures with pity and the hard right, different moral lectures with scorn ("hellhole") and we must not confuse either with respect. Respect in today's world, along with prosperity and security, comes from one source: a nation's technological prowess. India produces sufficient brain power to achieve that prowess but alas we exported so much of that talent, particularly to America. As we develop that prowess in India, our civilisational strength will assert itself. As difficult as it is for many of you to contemplate this, please come back home. Bharat Mata needs your talent. Our vast youthful population needs the technology leadership you gained over the years to guide them towards prosperity. Let's do it with a missionary zeal. Respectfully Sridhar Vembu
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@AruviDhuta432 @mrjethwani1 @narendramodi U r the best political and diplomatic person as u know and understands everything veryyyy well ..
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@warmpeeinballs Bro she prolly misread your text. Why are y'all so mad
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