Thomas Forshaw

The move came after extended public comment and nearly an hour of deliberation, with intense distrust of the current federal administration a factor in approving the policy order.

@EndWokeness We hate Trump, so we'll let criminals shoot up our town. If you think I'm kidding, read the article. cambridgeday.com/2026/05/19/cou…

🚨Cambridge Mayor Sumbul Siddiqui votes to disable gunshot detection technology to help migrants

@prostking84 @libsoftiktok It's a deployment thing. It's a running joke that service members on the ground in southwest Asia used those blue boxes for a little, um, "quality time."

@libsoftiktok What?! Who can get hard Porta Potty 🤮 I don't even want to touch the door handle

Democrat star Graham Platner’s now deleted reddit account was archived. Here’s some gems: "I still have to jerk off every time I sit in a portas----er… that blue water smell conditioned me."  Described penis drawing inside a portable toilet while deployed overseas and called d*** art "beautiful," "engorged and veiny," and moving "towards its penetrative glory." Wrote that he “became a communist” Praised Hamas terrorists

Polls are open across Alabama until 7:00 p.m. today. Y’all, be sure to get out and vote. If you don’t vote, you can’t gripe! 🇺🇸 #alpolitics

@Liz447431 @TheBabylonBee The son isn't named in this post, and in the Islamic version, it's Ishmael, not Isaac, who's saved. So maybe they are!

Ram Relieved As Kindly Old Jewish Man Frees Him From Thicket buff.ly/p0zTtX9

@JBPritzker Have a Diet Coke, a smile, and STFU.

Start in the Oval Office and work your way out.

@Not_the_Bee Overrun by illegal immigrants? No problem. All are welcome. Overrun by actual Americans? OMGWTFBBQ+ It's a crisis. If only there was some way to make room...

Seattle considers state of emergency due to all of the 2SLGBTQIA+ refugees from Texas notthebee.com/t9cc5

@Not_the_Bee Keep the noise in Memphis, punks.

Check out Mississippi’s new “welcome” sign notthebee.com/article/check-…

@libsoftiktok @HoustonISD I am reminded of the time a professor friend was defending pornographic stuff in school on Facebook, and I asked if it was okay if I posted an excerpt of it on his wall. He declined.

BREAKING: Bonnie Wallace, the woman who was SILENCED and REMOVED from a @HoustonISD board meeting for exposing p*rn books in school libraries, is SUING the district for violating her First Amendment rights.

@TheBabylonBee He outranks our Colonel.

China Visit Off To Rough Start After Trump Demands To Negotiate Directly With General Tso buff.ly/9dpUS5W

@MikeBales This was me in 1970s middle school in Louisiana. Our American History teacher asked us with which political party we identified. I was the only won who picked GOP. Lousy pinkos. 😉

A fifth-grade teacher asks her class how many were Kamala fans. Despite not knowing what a Kamala fan was but wanting to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher looks over to Johnny and asks, “Johnny, why are you being different again?” Johnny replies, “Well, because I’m not a Kamala fan.” “Why aren’t you a Kamala fan?” Johnny replies, “Because I’m a Republican.” The teacher scoffs and says, “Oh really? Why are you a Republican?” Little Johnny responds, “Well, my mom is a Republican, my dad is a Republican, so I’m a Republican.” She then says, “Oh really? Then what if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot? What would that make you?” Little Johnny smiles and says, “A Kamala fan.”

Meanwhile Democrat Rep Justin Pearson…

@libsoftiktok @JeffcoSchoolsCo Are you a guy who likes it when someone plays the back nine of your personal Augusta? Do you see a package of foot-long weiners and think, "Yes, please!" If you answered yes to either of these questions, I've got some news for you, Nancy.

INBOX: This ad popped up on a computer at a middle school in @JeffcoSchoolsCo. I was sent it by someone who was observing a class. This is what they’re putting in front of your children. Groomers.

@Crude1970 @TheBabylonBee On time and under budget. A true miracle worker.

@TheBabylonBee Definitely not a contractor. Did he deliver at the agreed upon quote though?

Jesus's Parents Realize He's Divine As He Completes Carpentry Project Without Going Back To Home Depot A Single Time buff.ly/sMiKLs4

@libsoftiktok The Commonwealth of Nations strikes again!

Trans Indian migrant who uses they/them pronouns and doesn’t have a permanent visa, elected to Scottish Parliament This is real

@Not_the_Bee This story is much worse that what's presented in this blurb. It's not just "religious liberty." It's mostly about a heavy-handed union, her labor representative, who reported her to management for daring to disagree with it. washingtonpost.com/opinions/2026/…

Flight attendant fired for being pro-life finally gets $1 million from Southwest Airlines notthebee.com/t7ff7

@TheBabylonBee We're better than them. sbcstarkville.org

Underachieving Christian Settles For Third Baptist Church buff.ly/3VUj11S

@Not_the_Bee And The Chad Mitchell Trio's take on "Curfew Must Not Ring Tonight." youtube.com/watch?v=L4vSHE…

@Not_the_Bee Meh. It's been done by better and smarter.

White liberal women update:

@EndWokeness This is like an abusive husband complaining that his long-suffering wife not only left him but filed a restraining order against him. Same energy.

Chicago Alderman William Hall wants to see Walgreens face charges for closing (over a shoplifting crisis)