Paul Fig

@YetAnotherBan21 @Ossian414 @Otto_English Pure blood right there 😂

@Ossian414 @Otto_English The prosecution case how? Exhibit A

That AndyPlumb4 guy is currently digging the biggest hole I think I've ever witnessed on this hellsite

@AndyPlumb4 “the stand out nation” 😂😂😂

@DaveStanno @seancass63 @indiffnature @WhitbyPhotos @GaryLineker This deserves way more kudos! 😂

@seancass63 @indiffnature @WhitbyPhotos @GaryLineker A bus ticket is something you need to purchase to go on a bus journey from A to B. If you don't purchase the ticket, then you will have to bunk on, but that's a risk cos inspectors get on occasionally, and if caught, you will get a fine and a stern telling off from your mum.

I never said that. Stop making things up. I don’t like any interruptions in sport. Whether it’s a demonstration or when it rains and play stops, I feel for the athletes. However, I also don’t like the thought of the dreadful consequences of climate change and how it’s being dangerously ignored. 👍🏻

Grind coffee are absolute geniuses, aren’t they? Advertise on a TV station with about 9 viewers which probably costs about £3.50 for a 30 second ad, then cancel it and get the entire right wing grifter community tweeting about you and gain a zillion fans. Wonderful.

@MrAdamChambers @carole_lapping @johnestevens So, Adam, what is ‘a women’ ?

There's something wrong with this man mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

The New Conservatives Tories Ultra Conservatives Plus Tories Turbo Pro Max It’s all just the same bunch of cunts.

Disgusted and shook up by so-called Lancashire cricket ‘fans’ on tram from #RosesT20 just now - intimidating a young mum and newborn baby off tram, shouting misogynistic abuse at women sticking up for them. Drunk and out of control - @lancscricket ban them from Old Trafford #ICEC

Could this be one of the reasons why "man of the people" Nigel Farage has been cancelled by "people's bank" Coutts & Co? Superbly persistent doorstepping by the redoubtable @mattfrei

@Nigel_Farage First they came for the wankers, and I did not speak out- Because I was not a wanker. Etc.

Well done Christina for telling your story. There are so many other examples. This has to stop.

@Dorianlynskey @JimmyOKeefe With AM it’s more about looking cool than entertaining.

@Bren4Bassetlaw Really? That’s your take, on someone thanking a volunteer service for helping her in a time of distress? Wow. We all know that the bar for humanity and integrity is low for a Tory, but you just limboed right under it.

@peterjharvey Elton doesn’t write the lyrics to his songs. Just saying.

Hate to say it… Elton might just have gone one better than Macca?? 🎵🎪🌈💃🙂 #Glastonbury

@PhelpsieSarah @TheRealFlups Loving that wallpaper.

@TheRealFlups listen to me. I am fucking old. I've been around the block and know what time it is and you are incandescently beautiful. you just are. and I am right. I just am.

@MarinaPurkiss Amen.

Despicable prick… Using his desperate little column in this utter shit rag to stoke hateful division and tar an entire swathe of the electorate This country would be a damn sight better if he and that paper were binned.

Whatever happens to Putin, at least he got Brexit done.

@robdelaney Another of his famed comedies.

Perhaps the most useful lens for understanding what’s happening in Russia - and for better or worse I know most of the key players reasonably well - is the oft-forgotten Chekhov story, Fortune’s Talon, where a very ugly boy falls off a balcony into a big pot of chowder.

@PhelpsieSarah Sarah, this is a Ulysses for the 21st century. A day in the life of Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson. Do it!

imagine Johnson's humid perineum in this heatwave as he cranks out some old shit for his "column" something something englishness who cares fuck this itchy wet ring need talc NEED TALC heroes remoaners shit they're dead fuck it no one will notice turn the desk fan on my bum yesss

@jhillwalsh_art @mrmarksteel They’re certainly well rehearsed from having been on tour. I personally just thought their performance flat, and I find them more image than substance these days.

WHY AREN’T THE ARCTIC MONKEYS EXACTLY THE SAME AS THEY WERE THE LAST TIME I HEARD THEM 17 YEARS AGO????!!!?

@richardpbacon Lee has misspelled ‘loud tits’.

You’re 2 actual adults. And you’re 2 actual MPs. Putting your names to a statement a nine year old would be embarrassed about. Everything? Everything good in the world started in Britain? The wheel didn’t, lightbulbs didn’t, democracy didn’t. I don’t know I’m doing this.

@LeeAndersonMP_ Lee, you’ve misspelled ‘loud tits’. You’re welcome.

I Agree. But then again so do most proud Brits. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧