👻 christine 👻

@MLB @keekayseager Marcello Hernández is by far one of my favorite comedians of this generation.

Comedian Marcello Hernández played Juan Soto during "Church Chat" on Saturday Night Live 😭

Wait until they hear about healthcare.

@TJMoe28 You hate women. Cool. You voted Trump, huh?

This tweet upset some folks, so let me clarify: No one wants to listen to 3 women talk football. Men are better at it— it’s like asking cats to bark. I issue no apology and no retracts. Most people agree with me, they’re just afraid to say it. Carry on with your outrage.

Who actually wants to watch three women stand around and talk about football? I do not.

@SportsCenter I love sports

MISSOURI FANS STORM THE COURT AFTER BEATING NO. 1 KANSAS 🎉

I looked at the final tally from the election. Trump gained nothing. I said that shithead had a ceiling and it was true. A few things happened - and prepare yourselves to be mad at me for making this super fucking simple: 1) America has always had a problem with Black Women

Baby that hitman was out the country before that CEO hit the ground good. He a professional. They not finding him.

@united I was very hesitant post-Covid and you know the other plane issues 😅 But it was smooth and I hope this is the theme for my trip!

@thirst4dodgers Hi there, Christine. We appreciate you taking the time to share your compliments, this is what we love to hear. Thank you for choosing United. ^VK

United Airlines was a good experience from Tucson to Denver. Staff were very polite and there was rom to move my legs. And I can charge my phone?! 😅

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@AdamSchefter What’s plan B?

A look tonight at Buffalo, which is hosting the Sunday night game vs. the 49ers:

@CalltoActivism Jesus Christ yall are pathetic as fuck

What do you notice in this photo of a Trump supporter?

Suck it, Real Madrid 😇

I had a little time on my hands.

Universal Music has responded to Drake's claim that it conspired to "artificially inflate" the streaming numbers of Kendrick Lamar's Drake diss, "Not Like Us": "The suggestion that UMG would do anything to undermine any of its artists is offensive and untrue. We employ the highest ethical practices in our marketing and promotional campaigns. No amount of contrived and absurd legal arguments in this pre-action submission can mask the fact that fans choose the music they want to hear." bit.ly/4fFIJHd

@tmvlex @JuniorPalmtrees You don’t know what racism means and this tweet shows it.

Bro outing himself as racist

@marqed4death This is really gross and embarrassing and not in a productive way.

Omg lol

@kairaoxox Back pain

@LilTunechi Just chill bro. Just let others be successful, doesn’t have to take away from yours. Room for both.

Man wtf I do?! I just be chillin & dey still kome 4 my head. Let’s not take kindness for weakness. Let this giant sleep. I beg u all. No one really wants destruction,not even me but I shall destroy if disturbed. On me. Love

@tyler_cov This is definitely a take.

The fact that Taylor is even this high on the list despite having almost no singing ability is a testament to white privilege. And her being compared to Beyoncé is a testament to the fact that Black women have to work 10x as hard and be 10x better to still be under-respected.