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@kendrictonn Bruce Lee fights Godzilla as painted by Kendric Tonn (Stable Diffusion)

@paularambles That's nice, but..

we accidentally created a time capsule of the last era in which humans wrote code

@AshChapelsGhost @learning_yohei Probably best thing for California.

@learning_yohei Los Angeles needed extensive urban renewal. Thanks. History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of maaaaaaaaan~.

We got tons of giant steaks from America… so we’re sending Godzilla back to the U.S. from Japan🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵

@ichimaru_novel Microwaving pasta will get you put on a watch list in most countries.

一応言っとくけど、僕はパスタを折ります しかもレンジでチンするし、カルボナーラにはクリームを使うし、ベーコンは薄切りを使います イタリア人に殺されちゃうよ

@MHeihati Amazing work!

#4月になったのでフォロワーさんに自己紹介しようぜ ミリタリーから美少女、SFまで何でも木で作る木工戦士かつ保育士です。みんなよろしくね♥

@IMAO_ Terrible idea.

Why are we letting a Canadian go to our moon?

@TerribleMaps That's nothing, they've also finally released the plans for the space elevator to Mars

Artemis II launches today so I've mapped out the detailed flight path for those interested NASA won’t show you this level of detail

@NoahPollak Be disappointed if ".. died like a dog" doesn't come up

Maybe Trump is going to recite the new 10 plagues? 1. 500-lb JDAMs 2. Drone strikes on ballistic missile launchers 3. A-10 strafing runs 4. Bunker-busters on underground nuclear facilities 5. Targeted killing of regime leaders 6. 2000-lb JDAMs 7. Driving Hezbollah out of southern Lebanon 8. Destroying Iranian missile production 9. The sky has pixels 10. B-52 bombing runs

@NegarMojtahedi They were Shocked! to find IRGC linked money changers in UAE

The arrest of dozens of IRGC-linked money changers in the United Arab Emirates is one of the most serious blows yet to Tehran’s sanctions-evasion network, laying bare how heavily the Islamic Republic has depended on Dubai as an economic lifeline. Sources familiar with the matter told Iran International that UAE authorities detained dozens of money changers tied to financial entities linked to Iran’s Revolutionary Guards, shut down associated companies and closed their offices. According to @miadmaleki , a former senior US Treasury sanctions strategist and now a senior fellow at FDD, the UAE is not just one sanctions-evasion hub among many. “The UAE is the single most critical jurisdiction in the Iranian regime’s sanctions-evasion architecture,” Maleki said. Dubai’s exchange houses have long given the IRGC and the Quds Force access to the hard currency needed to finance proxy groups including Hezbollah, Hamas, the Houthis and militias in Iraq. The detention of trusted IRGC-linked money changers threatens networks that took years to build. “These trust-based sarraf (money changer) relationships, bank accounts and corporate structures are not quickly replaceable,” Maleki said. iranintl.com/en/202603319804

I started on the fence about the Iran War, but the longer it goes, the clearer it becomes: Iran’s only strategy is holding the world hostage. And people thought leaving them alone until they doubled or tripled that capability was a good idea?

@SportScran @realmadrid That's why they have soccer riots.

Jamon Iberico sandwich at the Bernabéu @realmadrid 🇪🇸 €10 (£8.84) ⚽️

@i_do_Anime Is there any kind of 3D printing in Japan? Its big here with a lot of the nerds.

この時間に起きてる珍しい日本人です。なんか質問してくれたら答えたい

@brim006 Kinda flat but still very cool.

The next time someone asks me if North Dakota has mountains I’ll just deflect and point out that ND has the same average elevation as Alaska.

@Leifdoe What kinda meals they got scheduled for that flight?

they're putting snacks in the suits 😭

@cliftonaduncan You can still listen to Tupac in the original but the modern and woke translations are catching on too

In 19th century America, Alexis de Tocqueville noted "there is scarcely a pioneer's hut where one does not encounter some odd volumes of Shakespeare." In 21st century America, Shakespeare's plays are published with "translations," despite being written in English.

@IterIntellectus Imagine the benefits of working 18 days per week at home! Babys everywhere!!

couples working from home at least one day a week have 0.32 more children per woman in the US thats roughly ~300,000 extra births a year from one day/week of remote work alone

@3YearLetterman Arizona has its own brand of prime sand

I literally cannot name one positive thing that the state of Arizona has going for it

@pnf_403 If you're ever visiting America and happen to crash land in Cody Wyoming they have a huge collection of about 7000 firearms there. A very neat place to visit.

アメリカの皆様、こんにちは。 私は、日本最大の銃器コレクターです。 銃器コレクションは128挺に達しています。 収集対象は1836～1975年の火器です。 所有する火器は、日本国内の法律に適合した合法品(無可動実銃)です。 私をフォローすれば、とても珍しい銃砲をお見せする事をお約束します。

@Jordan_W_Taylor ..and titanium wards off the evil leprechauns.

Titanium. Quietly, competently and without thanks, it saves peoples’ lives every day. In the green rolling hills around the town of Clonmel in the Irish countryside, a squat brick-walled building sits at the summit of a hillock at the edge of town. It’s nondescript and dull, a miserly square with not so much of an ounce of charm from the outside. People march in & out of the carparks, which are never entirely empty, even in the depths of the holiday season. All day and all night, the brickwork building hums faintly. Inside, one thousand, five hundred life saving cardiac pacemakers and defibrillators surge off the production lines every single day, accompanied by many hundreds of neuromodulation devices, whose questing electrodes dive deep into the spine or brain to ease chronic pain or cure the tremors of Parkinsons Disease. This is a factory of dreams, where thousands of lives are saved daily, its uninspiring exterior a mere skin, hiding wonders within. And all of them are sheathed in Titanium. I know this because I used to work there; I get around! And also because Ireland specializes in the mass production of medical technology like this, and for such things Titanium is our friend. It’s our friend because at normal temperatures it’s incredibly stolid and stable, which works for us in a number of ways. Good old reliable titanium metal is fit for implantation in the human body, where it won’t react, corrode or set off an immune response. And because of that it can mend hearts, fix tremors, replace knees & hips, straighten spines and dim pain. It is a medical miracle-worker! We produce Titanium using the Kroll process, a spectacularly energy intensive industrial process that turns it from the 7th most common metal on Earth to being incredibly fancy and expensive. Truly, if there was a lower energy way of creating the miracle metal we'd build pretty much everything out of it. Maybe we'll get there. I'd live in a Titanium super-skyscraper, wouldn't you? And if I needed it, I'd definitely accept a Titanium pacemaker. Let's give thanks to the greatest space-age metal there is!

@Osint613 @Schizointel Is anybody sure Greenland is even real? Or is it some made-up nonsense like Denmark or Australia or Rhode Island?

The U.S. is negotiating with Denmark to expand its presence in Greenland, seeking three more sites, including former bases at Narsarsuaq and Kangerlussuaq. Only one U.S. base is currently active. - NYT

@danryokumeshi I'm guessing Chulula isn't well known in Ninja Land but it is a beloved Mexican hot sauce that is mild with a lot of flavor.

アメリカ人がホットソースが好きなのはわかってきた