thot catalog is totally punk

Lana Del Rey is for introverted girls and right-wing extremists.

If someone has more than two Twitter accounts/personas they’ve rescinded all rights from being able to decree someone as “BPD.”

imagine having friends, but not having sex with them couldn’t be me

Nobody tells you that the people that run the NY "scenes" are all whitinos and/or North Carolinians

"AAAAAAAAAH GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT WITH A STABLE INCOME I'M LITERALLY IN HELL SAVE ME KURT COBAIN'S GHOST AAAAAAAH!" Why was Gen X like this?

substack is prostitution of the mind stay with me on this one

GEN Z isnt drinking. The alcohol industry has LOST over $800 billion in the last four years. Are they smoking weed instead? Or just living sober?

Can’t describe the hold New York City seems to have on young women and gay men. To live there is like a prolonged hajj. They have to let everyone know they’re there. Their existence depends on it. Their life isn’t real anywhere else. To be somewhere else is to be nothing

Plenty of things I love ab Brooklyn but one thing I hate is my proximity to folks that are pushing 30 and operating w the mindset and agency of a 19 yr old

the difference between sam hyde and nick mullen is that cumtown has bits that are offensive but are still very funny, all the offensive bits of MDE are just uncomfortable and kill the vibe immediately

Things that are aristocratic: - a 9yr age gap in a relationship - day drinking - having a “doctor” you’ve never actually met - knowing wine - being unreachable between 2 and 4pm for no stated reason - having a dog you describe as “spirited” - taking the long way home on principle - owing someone a favor you’ll never be asked to repay - reading something you already agree with, slowly