John Alston
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John Alston
@thisjohnalston
Actor, Comedian, Writer, Board-Certified Crowd Estimator (Studied at The Second City & iO West). You've seen me on numerous TV shows...you just didn't know it.
Xanadu (aka Hollywood) Katılım Ocak 2015
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Was the Wilton North Report not available?
CBS Seals Deal With Byron Allen to Lease All of Late Night After Stephen Colbert Exits in May variety.com/2026/tv/news/c… via @variety
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@nypost Say what you want, but at least he's got the legs for it.
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South Dakotans defend Kristi Noem's husband after cross-dressing scandal: 'He's a good man' trib.al/8XcVQMX

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@wjcarter It's gonna be the biggest bomb since Allen Media Group sank a bunch of TV stations it bought.
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@THR "For our premiere, we were lucky enough to book the ghost of funnyman Morty Gunty."
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CBS Sets ‘Late Show’ Replacement: Byron Allen’s ‘Comics Unleashed’ hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/cbs…
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@DanAshleyABC7 @abc7newsbayarea Dan, I couldn't agree more. Which is why tomorrow I'll be enjoying the Lamb of God with a delicious mint sauce.
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@FoxNews And don't get me wrong, I would have nailed Mary Magdalene in a Judean minute.
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PRESIDENT TRUMP: "I'm proud to join with Christians across the country and around the world to celebrate the most glorious miracle in all of time: The resurrection of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ."
"To be a great nation, you must have religion — and you must have God. In churches across the nation on Sunday, the pews will be fuller, younger, and more faithful than they have at any time in many, many years."
"Happy Easter to all, may God bless you, may God bless the United States of America."
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@CardinalDolan I remember when priests in our parish were putting the moves on altar boys.
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I can remember as a child during the hours from Noon to 3 PM on Good Friday, there would be an aura of silence, reverence, and penance. Even if we are not able to get to the sacred liturgy at that time, we still try to keep some awe during the “Tre Ore,” those three hours. @thegnewsroom
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@BishopBarron Dear Lord, let this grand ballroom be finished, and buried beneath it, the Epstein files. And, Almighty Father, no more molestation suits and diocesan bankruptcies. It's just killing us.
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Friends, yesterday, I had the opportunity to offer a prayer at an Easter lunch hosted by the White House. What follows is the text of that invocaton:
Heavenly Father, almighty and eternal God, provident Lord of history, we come before you today in an attitude of humble gratitude. We are thankful, Lord, for this opportunity to be together in fellowship, for the faith that unites us, and for the blessings of liberty that we enjoy as Americans. But we are grateful, above all, on this holiest week of the year, for the gift of your Son Jesus Christ, who is God from God, light from light, true God from true God; who is the Yes to all the promises made to Israel; who is the Lamb standing as though slain; who is the Alpha and the Omega; who is the Lion of Judah; who is the desire of the everlasting hills; and who is the Word made flesh.
Father, you so loved the world that you sent your only Son that all who believe in him might not perish but might have eternal life. On Good Friday, you sent him indeed to the very limits of godforsakenness that he might gather back to you even those who had wandered furthest away. On the cross, he took upon himself the sins of the world—injustice, cruelty, hatred, violence, betrayal, and denial—that he might swallow them up in the ever-greater divine mercy. On Easter Sunday, Father, you raised him from death, showing your victory over all of the powers of darkness. Having met the risen Jesus, St. Paul could therefore say, “I am certain that neither death nor life, neither angels nor principalities, neither height nor depth, nor any other creature could separate us from the love of God.” We bless you, Father, for you have given us the privilege of declaring the kingship of Christ to the world and calling all people to be subject to him. And so, Lord, conform us to Christ your Son. Clothe us, we pray, with his compassion, his meekness, his love for the poor.
Father, we ask you to bless our country. Make us prosperous and safe, but above all, make us morally upright and order our freedom toward your truth. Bless our troops, especially those who are most directly in harm’s way. Protect them and make them righteous warriors. And finally, Father, bless our President. Give him the grace, the courage, the wisdom, and the prudence he needs to perform his duties according to your will.
We say, with gratitude, that we are a nation under God. We acknowledge that in you we live and move and have our being. We know that our freedom and rights come from you. Continue, Lord, to shed your grace on us and to hold us in the palm of your hand.
We pray through Christ our Lord. Amen.
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@GregJaffe @elizabethjdias I pray to our non-existent God that #PeteHegseth doesn't get a divine message from an image of Jesus on a potato chip. #IranWar
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How faith and overwhelming force come together in Hegseth's Pentagon. A collab with @elizabethjdias
nytimes.com/2026/03/20/us/…
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I pray to our non-existent God that #PeteHegseth doesn't get a divine message from an image of Jesus on a potato chip.
#IranWar
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@CBSEveningNews @CBSNews Your ratings have also been missing for 50 days.
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Nancy Guthrie has been missing for nearly 50 days. Now, law enforcement sources tell @CBSNews additional images have been obtained over the last couple of weeks from surveillance cameras installed at the 84-years-old Tucson home.
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@BillOReilly "May the cat eat you, and may the devil eat the cat".
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@bennyjohnson His portrait was moved to the back. But not as far as your hairline.
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Michael B. Jordan celebrated his big Oscar win in the most California way possible - a stop at In-N-Out! spr.ly/6010B6uTGq
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@ShannonBream @Walmart Pretends to be woman of the people with designer winter coat costing hundreds or more. Suckers.
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@KTLA Let's Displace Hundreds of Their Families From Their Homes Ravine. By Pulte Homes.
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The Los Angeles Dodgers have sold the naming rights to the field at Dodger Stadium, one of the few remaining Major League ballparks without a corporate title sponsor. Full Story: ktla.com/sports/dodgers…
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@liznyny @MikeMasco NYC TV legendary history. Tex didn't last long after that. Also, "Dr." Bob Harris was not really a doctor and got bounced from WPIX tout de suite.
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New York City Local News Anchors that defined TV news across the country....
Kaity Tong
Ernie Anastos
Sue Simmons
Chuck Scarborough
Bill Ritter
Nothing will ever rival this "Mount Rushmore" of talent.
We lost someone great yesterday. @PIX11News

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