This Little Piggy

Prize for rudest customer service ever goes to the English helpline @Orange telephone service in France. Third time in three years that an agent has yelled at me and hung up when they clearly didn’t have an understanding of English or politeness or their job. #CustomerExperience

@biocarrefour disappointed to find your bio tea wrapped in plastic. #almostbutnotquiteright #packagingfail #tryagain #réessayer

@Chronopost Votre chauffeur m'a appelé pour mon adresse. Il a dit qu'il serait là dans 30 minutes. Il n'est jamais venu. Il n'a jamais essayé de trouver ma porte. C'est bien marqué. Je reçois des livraisons tout le temps. Peut-être que son déjeuner est plus important que le mien

@Chronopost once again you send a driver who calls me for my address, says he’ll be there but doesn’t bother to deliver the package claiming the address doesn’t exist. I get other packages but the guys on Saturday don’t even try. Maybe their lunch time is more important than mine

@SNCF it’s great that you have WiFi on your trains. Too bad it isn’t connected to the internet. #fail

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Celery Root Bolognese blog.ideasinfood.com/ideas_in_food/…

Shocked by this undrinkable coffee following an inedible meal ikea_bayonne. You have to try extremely hard to make everything this bad. Congratulations… instagram.com/p/BlFudtuBFs0m…

I wrote something:… instagram.com/p/Bj1zM9JBZdZ2…

An essay for @hyperallergic “Living without WiFi (#withrecipe)” @KatedeCamont @hragv @arunadsouza @creativecap @PostmastersNYC @mark_essig bit.ly/2sV8cGm #porkchop #becausefrance #poststudio #batcave #ponies

The Art of Eating Cherry Blossoms (with Recipes) hyperallergic.com/439105/the-art… via @hyperallergic

Coffee break looks like this when you're a meat photographer. #zelai… instagram.com/p/BSnfk-ugbbM2…

@jeffreyhunt206 r u in St JPDP now?

#forbiddendonut instagram.com/p/BQLTtVRDiTOv…

Morning instagram.com/p/BKAN4oagUU3f…

#becausefrance #leaudujour @ Mauléon-Licharre instagram.com/p/BIPK6vHg3qAv…

My view while sree shares his wisdom in @jdforward #socialmedia… instagram.com/p/BIIW3AhA4N0T…

You didn't know that others have been growing #cassoulet beans for me to cook (for them)? bit.ly/1OHgFkx @KatedeCamont @arunadsouza

Morning instagram.com/p/-tY2H7ug9tkj…

@elenaberriolo #bookasbridge performance #WallSt2Bronx bit.ly/1lkssMa @creativecap @abladeofgrass