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Check out "The Curious Mirror" on Vimeo vimeo.com/thistler/thecu… #curiousmirror #paper #papercuts #stopmotion #animation #allnaturalvines

I found this on a wholesale clothing site. I don't know why I find it so funny. #discontinued

It's official! My first solo project since quitting my job is launching later this year. I designed Fruit Ninja & Jetpack Joyride, but solo dev is new to me. Feed the Deep is a lovecraftian deep sea roguelike. Feed the eldritch horrors that dwell below, before they feed on you.

@iSteef @MarkHamill Happy Birthday!

Celebrating my birthday today with this Star Wars drawing* since the first Star Wars movie was released in the same year as I was born. Let me tag @MarkHamill, who knows, he might even see it! 😁 Drawn in the online version of MS Paint '98 *After the original by Tom Jung.

@camoucrimson When I was 8 I was at a birthday woth games like “steal the prize away from between the clown’s feet”. I didn’t want to get too close and ended up being the only kid not winning a prize. The parents took pity on me when I was leaving and I did get a VW beetle pencil holder.

I don’t get people who are against participation prizes/trophies because when I was a kid at a small local museum we were playing games for prizes and I kept loosing, but I REALLY wanted this tiny glass plesiosaur… I didn’t win a single game but in the end the people running-

@thomasbrushdev Start seasoning myself

An angel shows up in your room and tells you that, without warning, one day you’re going to be slowly eaten alive by a grizzly bear. What do you do?

@onkelchrispy I’m in exactly the same boat. It’s been a good 30 or so years since I had a decent sleep.

I’m ready with my new Mickey Mouse design. Courtesy of our local swimming pool

@MooseAllain When I was a kid I’d stop at random houses and ask for a drink. No one refused a thirsty kid and I barely got kidnapped

When I was a kid there was no such thing as bottled water, no one carried drinking bottles around with them all the time. It’s why we were all so thirsty all the time.

@iSteef 👏

Adam & Eve 🌳🐍🍎👩‍🦰👨‍🦰 #8x8 #pixelart #TezosNFTs #tezosArts #tezosart 🔗⤵️

@Serrels We have one of those friends. Tries to parent our youngest. Drives us up the wall.

Nothing is more annoying than a child who tries to talk to you like they're an adult. Nothing.

When I was a kid I thought other parents loved me. Now that I have children of my own, I know the sad truth: I was the most irritating little fuckwit known to man.

@the_lite_speed @Eve6 It’s true. I was the Salmon

ARTISTS you can only use one Art picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece you using? OK GO UWU

@onkelchrispy I deleted the forum on my website when my Mum said hello on there

@elonmusk @TitterDaily 😢

@TitterDaily Competition is fine, cheating is not

NEWS: Twitter is threatening to sue Meta over "systematic, willful and unlawful misappropriation" of Twitter's trade secrets and IP, as well as scraping of Twitter's data, in a cease-and-desist letter sent yesterday to Zuckerberg by Elon's lawyer Alex Spiro.

I’m 1998 I stole cartons of cigarettes and bought candy as the subterfuge.

@henningsanden Interesting…

I'm a founder Which means I write like this What I say is more important than other people More lines makes me appear thoughtful Something to think about In the comments people will be agreeing with me I'm highly intelligent yet humble

Oh no

@bug_facts No we don’t. That’s how we might eat a regular old sausage but hotdogs are usually in a hotdog bun.

@PersonalGenius I employ a 9 yr old to design tshirts. He gets paid in Lego.

"Employing primary school kids" is feel-good propaganda speak for Child Labor.

I love the look of this game so much!