Thought this animal is really slow! Yoruba fiction stories don muzz me 😭
𝕐o̴g̴@Yoda4ever
Turtle: "Thanks officer, but I know where I'm going"..🐢😅
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designbythobymore
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designbythobymore
@thobymore1
Creative Graphic Designer | Transforming Ideas into Visual Masterpieces
Nigeria Katılım Şubat 2022
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“You will dust it and move into the cooperate world” after fooling with your brain for years? Na fooling Dey do there?
Oyindamola🙄@dammiedammie35
“Moniepoint CEO saying he has 500 vacant post in his company but he cannot employ Nigerians because Nigerians are not smart is very d!srespectful. How much is the salary ? Let’s assume it’s 500k monthly, some people can fool on tiktok from morning till night and get more than 500k daily. How much is rent ? if Nigeria gets better, alot of people would leave f00ling and dust their certificates, I have my certificate here, i studied engineering, if Nigeria gets better, I’ll dust it and move into the cooperate world” Phyna fumes at Moniepoint CEO, Tosin Eniolorunda.
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When you're shading medicine, make sure to always add Nigeria medicine and surgery.
Because what a USA or Canada surgeon earn in one hour is enough to pay the rent of that your room for one year, furnish it to taste, feed you and still have enough change to subscribe X annual premium for you.
5STAR💈@5starbarber_1
That medicine & surgery wey you dey study no fit coup this one sha but engineering will👌
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Until correction and color adjustments are required, the speaker eyes isn't focused on his audience. Human value and initiative will always be needed.
thatcanvapro | Use Recollyai@egbokavictory_
Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. Maybe not in 2026. But one day, we won't need graphic designers anymore.
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Some of you actually need to think deeper than you already are. The way I was brought up, I don’t need you to cook and clean for me, i don’t even demand it. I was raised to do those by myself, it’s a necessity.
Secondly, I’m not sex deprived and I can never be, so what exactly do you bring to the table that will make me want to put a ring on your finger? Companionship? Lmao 😂
Yall really think cooking and cleaning for a man or having sex with him is the ultimate value?? If you think like this as a woman, you’re a fool. A very big one at that! Why? Because everything here can be paid for.
Some of you need to get down from your high horse.
TSHIA🫧@tshianki
Me when a man ask me to cook for him.
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lool na this mentality i use enter lagos dating pool. dem wan kill me. abeg i no dey try see wife in the beginning again o. thanks
SKB@seyikanbai
“I don’t believe in the ‘girlfriend’ phase. I believe in partnership from the start. I don’t do casual dating — I begin with courtship. From the very first day, I have to see the wife in her.” — Layi Wasabi
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had to merge all my ideas into one.
bouyon, trap, jersey.
(skip this video if you love tinubu)
EVERLASTING TAKER@BlaqBonez
to all producers i’m giving $2k for the best version of ACL i hear in the next 2 weeks, here’s a link to my vocals, have fun with it untitled.stream/library/projec…
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@prinkasusa This happened to my girlfriend once in my car.
I cleaned it up the best I could before I had to go pick up my wife.
My wife didn’t even notice.
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I started my period unexpectedly at work and bled through onto an office chair. I was mortified because my manager was a man. I told him, bracing for humiliation. You know what he did? He didn’t make me clean the stain while panicking. He quietly got cleaning supplies, took care of the chair, handed me his jacket to tie around my waist, made sure I had pads, and helped me find a change of clothes.
No jokes. No disgust. No scene. He just made sure I was okay.
LADE HERSELF@Thebiglade
Bro to bro, your girlfriend did this, what would you do??
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