Thomas Sartin

@financedystop Maybe she doesn’t trust herself not to blow it if she took the lump sum. At least she knows she’ll get another $1,000 on the next week’s payday.

$1 million invested at an 8% annual return could generate roughly $80,000 a year on average while still growing long term. That’s why most financially literate people would take the lump sum

@RealJamesWoods Article 5, Convention of the States, let’s get rid of the Senate or switch it to the Governors and Lieutenant Governors. No more DC BS, most states have term limits.

I never thought there could be a bigger back-stabber than Paul Ryan or Mike Pence. Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce you to this snake in the woodpile…

are you a nerd, geek, or dork?

@DrunkRepub In the case of media companies, I’m going to say the secular leftist Jews in the CEO’s chair are the problem.

Maybe white males are the problem after all

@LargeFamDad @thomasbsauer Nothing, you just ruled out all of them. You need to go to talk to the fathers of 15 year old girls and hear what they’re going through.

I've been talking to my 15 yo son about discerning "bad fruit" in teenage girls. So far we've talked about: - gossiping - foul mouth - overly flirty - self-centered - bad music choices - prideful / boasting - immodest clothing - posing seductively - can't take correction - looking down on others - history of many boyfriends - dissing marriage/having kids What else are we missing?

@janefkndoe @DrunkRepub nine figures, duh

@BillyM2k Brunettes named Katie at this table are lonely. She should go see Super Mario Galaxy with me after this, then go to Shake Shack. Makeout session to follow. Then she stops being lonely. It’s like a miracle!

this is pain

@Siya_twts Why isn’t anyone saying it’s mostly Black and Latino? It’s ok, they’re allowed. Some white men too. I count myself amongst the white men who like the fat deposits on top.

Why are men nowadays attracted to girls with such a body type? 😭

@FWPlayboy I thought it was illegal to marry Icelandic sharks.

Maxim #5:  A man’s looks don’t matter as much to women as a woman’s looks matter to men. -Chateau Heartiste

@blacknredtext Technically good advice

anon's pickup line

@DrunkRepub Could do with less blue between West Palm Beach and Miami still.

Dudes will see this and just be like “Hell yeah”

@brad_polumbo She did and a retarded socialist is pretending she didn’t. FIFY.

Please explain to me how JK Rowling didn't earn her billions. Who did she exploit or steal from at scale?

@Polymarket Someday she’ll fit that pesky star block in the star hole. Still a bit tough for now. At least she finally mastered the square (according to her).

NEW: AOC says her ambition is “way bigger” than the presidency or a Senate seat.

@coachgregadams Women are never really single. She’s off banging someone else.

She doesn't want a relationship. She wants a break from dating. Those are two completely different things. Know which one you're actually chasing.

@Skwerl_Art Also you can see in the first movie he’s a ringknocker. 6 out of 10 new admirals are academy.

Growing up means understanding that Iceman is the real hero while Maverick is a huge risk and liability.

@FWPlayboy They’re calling the other girls in the rotation jobs?

Women’s favourite hobby for Men is him having a second job…

@celestialbe1ng @FWPlayboy You mean lighting? Because that’s lighting.

Insane for some people to fathom but many women genuinely do look better with age

@blacknredtext @ShadyIndividu4l Didn’t care about offending anyone with taking the hottest ones who could still manage to act.

Submission from @ShadyIndividu4l

@TiffanyFong She’s speaking Tardish.

Why does Rachel Zegler move her mouth like that ?

@Polymarket Accuracy measures don’t really get reported much past 30 days, and don’t get really accurate until 4 hours. We have some time until November.

JUST IN: The Ohio primaries are today… Democrats are now projected to win the Governor election.