Tom Mortelette

Kamala Harris told us exactly what was going to happen.

Five years on, few Britons think Brexit has been good for anything % saying Brexit has had a positive impact on... Control the UK has over its laws: 31% UK's ability to respond to COVID-19: 23% British politics: 12% UK's level of international trade: 11% British businesses: 11% UK diplomatic influence in the wider world: 10% National security: 10% The economy: 10% Yourself personally: 8% Public finances: 8% Strength of the Union: 7% NHS: 6% Tourism from Europe > UK: 6% UK diplomatic influence in Europe: 6% Immigration levels: 6% Tourism for Britons > Europe: 5% Cost of living: 5% Crime: 4% yougov.co.uk/politics/artic…

Des nouvelles de la "gauche irresponsable" au pouvoir en 🇪🇸, qui depuis 2018 a : - augmenté le SMIC de 50 % pour relancer par la conso ; - renforcé les pénalités contre les contrats courts ; - mis à contribution les + hauts salaires ; - assoupli les droits au chômage - etc.

happy new year! wishing you nothing but happiness and hope you have a great 2025 bitch

@BrianBryson20 Omg you have a child

New Jersey residents after seeing an American Airlines B737 take off from Newark

i don’t think you can have the emo card unless you know who damon fizzy is

This gives me no pleasure, but given Elon Musk's history, claims, and behaviors, I can't let Richard's "welfare of the world at heart" line pass without comment. While watching Elon's rise to greater power (and the fawning of his fans), I started keeping notes. Thread (1)

Did you know that over 90% of climate scientists think global warming will be so severe by 2038 or so that we'll hit temperatures shown to be hot enough to wreck the basic crops humanity relies upon for decent survival, or do you get your information from ad-dependent newspapers?

"how could this have happened," we cried from our vacation home while our kids were barely affording groceries

@KDJJS @avianca Oh shit you’re going to miss your connection

Mi vuelo con @avianca desde Aruba hacia Bogotá, cambio de 5:45pm a 7:00pm y ahora disque 8:50 pm 😒

Today would have been Carl Sagan's 90th birthday. He wrote this in 1995. Carl was absolutely right. #CarlSaganDay

BREAKING: scientists confirm plastic production is unsustainable and must end as their fears that 30-70% of Earth's species will go extinct this century intensify 🧵

In case anyone was wondering, the new AI feature on iOS 18 that summarizes longer text messages works incredibly well.

This is true, I think because they grew up with newspapers and real journalists on the evening news while watching idiots post lies on AOL and CompuServe and could easily compare objective reality to the lies. Gen Z never saw legitimate journalism.

His. Former. Vice. President. Told. Us. Not. To. Vote. For. Him. His current VP candidate called him America’s Hitler. Almost every single one of his prior Cabinet members said he is grossly unqualified and dangerous. We are a nation of imbeciles. I hate everyone.

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WSJ reports that the National Archives museum has removed references to Martin Luther King, Japanese internment, Native Americans, union organizers, and birth control, because presenting American history honestly would make Republicans uncomfortable currentaffairs.org/news/its-going…

@kyr4nb Better than £0.00 worse off

lmao

Report Finds Americans Need To Cut Emissions By 3% In Order To Tell Themselves They Did Their Best theonion.com/report-finds-a…