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Welp, never unseeing that. @rudeism

This is Kaia. She takes road safety very seriously. Encourages you to do the same. 13/10 please buckle pup

This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10

@Kintinue Yummy!

I think I did pretty good

@Kintinue @JayBrotatoe Congratulations!!!

Two weeks ago, I married my best friend. ❤️

Breaking news: Man whose life was saved by federal health insurance casts vote ensuring millions lose health insurance.

@Kintinue @JayBrotatoe Congratulations!

In 7 days, I’ll be married to the most amazing human I know. He makes me smile more than ever. He’s so kind and smart. Ughhhhhh!!!

this is straight up insane and unironically anti american. they want to investigate & prosecute speech that they deem anti trump.

@Kintinue Jokes like this are why I both Love AND hate you. LOL!

I ordered a rum and Coke at the bar. The bartender asked if Pepsi was okay. <_< >_> I said, “Well, I’d prefer rum and mixing Coke and Pepsi seems odd.” 😂🤣

@Kintinue eeep!

Big bear at the parents’ place today

@Kintinue No, you!

Hey. You're Cute.

ayo @Twitch , love you and all but why are you telling my subscribers it’s MY fault that YOU are increasing prices ???

To any men complaining about this - just know I would pick the bear instead of you.

This is Gus. He was caught sitting at the kitchen table while home alone. His motives remain unknown. 14/10

Measles vaccinations can wear off. A simple test can give you piece of mind. “Since 1974, vaccination has averted 154 million deaths.” “[Vaccination] has provided the single greatest contribution to improved infant survival over the past 50 years.” - The Lancet #vaccineswork

I wish everyone had people in their life that are this supportive. Looking forward to doing photography on stream again. twitch.tv/imperial/clip/…

@stevenspohn I am so out of the loop. I was at BestBuy yesterday and there was a line outside the store. I had no idea why.

I've been waiting all night! Finally got it. #SwitchSecured