On hold to one of the worst-named platforms ever (“Illuminate? It’d take two big lads and a lighthouse to illuminate that.”), and the voice says “you have not provided any input”, and that is a fucking LIE, robot voice.
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Thom Stanbury
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Thom Stanbury
@thomstanbury
Amateur tap-dancer, allotment gardener, and motorcyclist. Not at the same time though. Same on Blu*sky. He/his)
In and around Northfields Katılım Haziran 2011
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Well @OliverDowden should stay out of politics, we’d all be better off.
BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheS
Oliver Dowden says Gary Lineker should stay out of politics. Lets do a little test of public opinion. If Gary Lineker should stay out of politics LIKE If Oliver Dowden needs to get out of politics RT
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Best thing about seaside days out that calories don't even count 😍😊.
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On my way to meet a load of choral conductors. Anyone got a collective noun for us?
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Viruses are so weird. Like how can something that tiny make people feel so shit?
Rishi Sunak is only 5ft 5 though. Same kinda thing I suppose.
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Coiled mamba
Oh my days. 😂
Rt Hon Nadine Dorries@NadineDorries
If something radical doesn’t happen fast, there’ll be no party to save… INSIDE WESTMINSTER: How 'coiled mamba' Boris could come back to save the Tories from total annihilation - even though Rishi 'hasn't picked up the phone' | Daily Mail Online dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…
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