Ministry of Thoughts

@GCLlive @DGukesh @tan_zhongyi Dear Anand sir, please bid for hosting the world championship in Chennai! We really want this history to happen in India 🙇‍♂️@anandmahindra

Next stop: The world Championship 🏆 #fide #fidecandidates #fidewomencandidates #TheBigMove

@Ritu191994 Struggle is relative madam. Even Ananya Pandey had to struggle once upon a time🫠

OMG, is this even struggle? alot of upsc aspirants, especially lower castes prepare for exams sitting in tiny room, with no AC, no cooler, prepare minimal food by themselves, no family support, with caste discrimination, that's called struggle! grown up bro!

@kirti_sd Women☕️

36% students of the latest batch of IIT Bombay fail to get placed.. Am sure atleast 72% parents had voted for Modi.. 🫤

@poonamkachanddd Once at a ticket counter of a public transport in Europe, I was asked where I come from and I said India. He replied, “ Oh wow! You then have a smart DNA”. Not as you said😤

@sandeep_PT Aao Kabhi foreign mei. Sab ke sab mare hue dikhayi denge. Everyone glued with their phones and headphones on the body. Dead people and here you are crying instead of living the moment

@UrsulasLastRun Brooo😭😭

@mrsinha Get a life you both @zoo_bear @mrsinha

It was "Nasir Saheb Jindabad" Saar.. Believe me saar.....Check this example saar... he's spreading fake news saar....Take action saar....Why are you covering this news saar...Are Congress walon saar aap bhi...Koi to believe Karo saar....it was Nasir saheb jindabad saar....

Ok

Problem is progress!

@niiravmodi If you ever had to make a literature review, you would come up with your own conclusions no matter what the paper intended. Konsa nasha karke conclusion tweet dete ho bhai😭

MS Dhoni is mocking BJP and Bhakts with his every move. - didn’t attend BJP sponsored Ram mandir event on 22 jan 2024 but attending pre wedding of Anant Ambani - Never wished Narendra Modi his bday. - won all the ICC trophies for India under congress rule only, lost every icc trophy after 2014 (BJP rule) - plays for Tamilnadu’s CSK where BJP seats are 0 - didn’t take part in any BJP sponsored PR campaign ever. - never played cricket for ICT under Jay shah’s administration. - did last advertisement with Muslim rapper mc Stan Chad and symbol of secularism in India 🔥🔥

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@niiravmodi Ooo bhai the real reason is of him not going for Ranji😭 Aapka jhut bolne ka tareeka thoda Kezual hai

He is Shreyas Iyer, ICT Batsman. He was born in Hindu family and he is captain of SRK owned team KKR. He helped ICT to reach WC finals with 2 centuries, 3 half- centuries at 100+ SR. When India lost the WC final, shreyas didn’t like the idea of PM Modi barging into the dressing room for his PR, he was seen frustrated in the video. His video went viral at that time and today BCCI has cancelled his contract. Now tell me, is it okay to cancel his contract over one video? Sahib is most insecure person on this planet.

@poetvardhan Idiots are those who think he is a normal human being. He is a devil who has grown from Gundaism on the bloods of hundreds of people. Any conscious kannadiga will agree to this

In every state, Opposition party MLAs are cross-voting in favor of BJP and in Karnataka many senior BJP MLAs are cross-voting in favor of Congress. This is DK Shivkumar School of Politics 🔥 #RajyaSabhaElections

@amitmalviya Broooo please stop tweeting man🤦‍♂️ Kaun banaya bhai inko IT cell head

Pakistan Zindabad slogans raised after Congress’s Naseer Hussein, political secretary of Congress President Mallikarjun Kharge, won Rajya Sabha election from Karnataka. Congress’s obsession with Pakistan is dangerous. It is taking India towards balkanisation. We can’t afford it.

@ankursingh @kharge Now I understand why my professor failed me in Viva😭 I happen to answer like this man:(

Shame on @kharge! Q. What is Congress stand on Sandeshkhali? Kharge- We support farmers, will give them MSP Q. Adhir Ranjan called it Jungle Raj? Kharge- There are 3 parties Congress, left, TMC, all these happen Q. What about women safety? - Congress gave voting rights to women Congress president couldn't speak a word on Sandeshkhali Horror just to save INDI Alliance.

@RanaAyyub None would name the cat as Tulsi Das or Swami Vivekananda right. They are pious and inappropriate in our culture to name animals. Similarly, Sita is worshipped in many parts of India. Why should anything be done to hurt people? Please try using all the brain cells;)

@RanaAyyub Try to understand the complexity of the situation. VHP states that the Tripura officials had named the cats as ‘Ram’ and ‘Sita’ but then after receiving in Bengal on exchange, the male cat name was changed to ‘Akbar’. VHP filed a case saying its done intentionally.

Bahot khoob

Happy weather Happy me

@theliverdoc Belief perseverance is a concept that refers to the tendency for people to cling to their beliefs even in the face of contradictory evidence. Once a belief is formed, individuals may be reluctant to change it, even when presented with information that challenges or disproves it:)

A Homeopathy practitioner going through an existential crisis is the most bittersweet thing that has happened to me this week.