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“Threadoor you don’t write threads anymore” 🧵👇 (the finale)

@0x_Vinyl Damn I havent seen you on the TL for a while

@threadoor Lmao

My timeline is now ONLY my friends. I would like a little nigerian and turkish slop mixed in We went too far the other way

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@Pattyice Real ones call them shabingles

Should I get a sha boing boing?!

@kingbtc May I join perchance

I'll be making a CT group for this

@dtrain22k At least it it’s a hundred grand bucks

This cost $4. I personally would pay up to $20 for it but I’m in a different situation than most. 4 bucks for a candy bar is ridiculous.

@MitcheIl *your career is one mitchell away from looking completely different

Your career is one room away from looking completely different

Hearing nikita fixed the algo Do my friends see this??

@mattepstein I see posts like these all the time Always a little scary to see a “real” relationship falling apart Until I realize it’s a fake UGC ad These creators should be deplatformed, 100% they’ve destroyed relationships

This is a sad reality of internet money no one is talking about This couple makes videos pretending that the wife is cheating on the husband These videos go MEGA viral and are fake all to promote an app What a beta male, that he needs to convince the world his “wife” is cheating on him to make money Imagine being this woman, and the entire world thinking you’re a massive cheater because u went viral talking about it to make a quick buck We can do better Tell me I’m wrong?

@MitcheIl @Oasiszn they found out on their own

@threadoor @Oasiszn i just didn’t tell anyone about it in high school lol wild

The tenacity/stupidity needed to work on something for 4 years for $0 is something most ppl don’t have (Picture: Jan, 2021)

Foxface Rabbitfish have venomous spines that flare out when they feel threatened Mine is pissed

Startups became grifts as soon as VCs stopped threatening founders

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@im_roy_lee absolutely WILD tweet

i remember the day this chinky ass followed me back like it was yesterday

@Oxxyy13 Its over for me

@threadoor this made me choke on my coffee. lmao (but not)

@MitcheIl @shownmedia I was made for this It’s going to be Friday evening or Saturday morning, july 10/11

What day will we hit 100M views? If you guess right, I’ll send you $100

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