David Bainbridge

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There is no such thing as "front end" and "back end" user stories. Same for "technical" user stories—don't exist. A user story describes your user's work, not yours.

@deathofbuckley You joke but a way to make friends as an adult man would be lush.

@freezydorito They are only doughnuts if they come from the doughnuts region of Spain. Otherwise, they are sparkling crunkins.

@omer1698 @SmoothDunk @2comicstudios That isn't very blaze your glory of you.

@SmoothDunk @2comicstudios This... I hate this. Like by god I hate this so much.

@deathofbuckley Sounds like you are harbouring a grudge when they removed the cardboard tray.

@SmoothDunk What does that even meme?

“I am become death” oh really Oppenheimer? do u also “haz cheezburger” you 2007 meme sounding motherfucker

@deathofbuckley Why not? Plenty of drama at a mcdonalds at 2am. None of it fit for kids mind.

@SamAtki81639518 Get well soon it is going round at the moment.

@SmoothDunk I feel like I am missing context here.

@freezydorito Why would Andrew Tate need a gun? His hands are already lethal weapons.

@SmoothDunk Xelevant?

Here’s A Comic About Infinite Possibilities

WIP, QA & middle stages are Inventory, they are *Costing* us money. DONE is valuable product, it *Pays* us. Teams should think of middle columns as a hot floor. Ooh! Ooh! Ahh! Yikes! We want to get our feet on the cool pavement of DONE, not pull more people standing in Inventory

@SmoothDunk Why do you hate my timeline?

@KatyCodesStuff I'm so sorry to hear that, Katy. Life gets overwhelming for all of us sometimes. You are not alone.

And I'm gonna follow this up by saying life has been so stressful lately. Topped off by losing my glasses in the sea after being knocked over by a wave 🌊🫨👓 Was not a great moment for me

Week off from work and I'm living my best life at the spa right now 😍💆‍♀️ This is one of the first times I've taken time off for a "staycation" instead of going away. Feels nice to not have anything that stressful to do for once. What do you do to relax from the daily grind?

@jimijo1002 @wtravishubbard It depends where you live. That salary won't go far in London but further north it will be a lot more generous. Still not a patch on USA salaries.

@wtravishubbard UK salaries seem so low. I was seriously considering a move over there, but between the pay and taxes being almost 50% couldn’t justify it. Cost of living isn’t that cheap either. I guess if you’re used to it.

@freezydorito Worst. Mad max. Ever.

@deathofbuckley Sounds like you are on the horns of a dilemma.

@stageyrebecca @hansmollman That was my first thought, too! I didn't want to say the quote that goes with the image in case it was misconstrued.

The pilot of this flight just said “the crew is headed up by my ex-wife Elena” so, excited to see where this goes