El thumbo

Little one’s first trip to old Trafford, poor kid. Into these berty birds yanited.

@StretfordPaddck Because he’s fucking shit

🚨 Manuel Ugarte is unhappy at #MUFC with his current game time and feels he's not valued. It is becoming increasingly likely that the 24 yo will leave in the summer if the right offer comes in. Galatasaray had strong interest in the 24-year-old as well as another Turkish club, a French club, and an Italian club. [@SullyTalkz]

@ShitChester Horrible cunt you, lads trying to move on and begs like you sharing things to get a few likes, pathetic.

@thumbhead095 No it's a news release

Crime news: thechesterblog.com/2026/03/19/2-m…

Me at 10 pin when my 6 years olds about to win

@LP1886 Haha called a monkey snot round ours, it’s the texture that gets you the taste ain’t too bad is it.

Knocking back second hand cement mixers (baileys with lime juice, makes the baileys curdle)

@coleclough81 Morning Michael

Get that bald fraud out of my club! Pathetic and clueless

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@terrychristian You just worry about engagement farming and trying to cause a racial issue that just isn’t there. Bad helmet.

To divs like you. How is Chester nowadays ?

@terrychristian You’re an absolute bellend, anything to try and be relevant.

@ErlingHaaland New broke back mountain looks shite

Buon compleanno, Gigio!

@SholaMos1 Ahh shut up you silly twat

@narindertweets @Heal_within96 @BAFTA Just thick as fuck arnt you FairPlay.

@Heal_within96 @BAFTA Yeah..and as per - we have to accept that racism because WE HAVE TO or else we're the baddies. Nahhhhhhh

Tourette’s campaigner John Davidson shouted the N-word while Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo were on stage at the BAFTAs I'm sorry, this is WILDLY unacceptable on so many levels - mostly so from @BAFTA We can all understand he has a condition, but this is subjecting Jordan and Lindo to racial trauma, which everyone needs to understand is UNACCEPTABLE on every level. The fact that they apologized to the BAFTA audience publicly, but not directly to Delroy Lindo and Michael B. Jordan continues the tradition of prioritizing white comfort over Black trauma.

And we kept it UK

Straight to the gallows please

@narindertweets @notambiturner @RupertLowe10 Because jails are packed to the rafters with people who shouldn’t even be in the country, get them gone and wouldn’t you know it more spaced for the home grown horrible bastards.

@notambiturner @RupertLowe10 They don't get locked up..less than 2% of rape cases even get a charge Wtf u on about?

Restore Britain’s immigration policy - the lies and smears have already begun, so here’s the truth. Illegal migrants. Gone. All of them. Without apology. Every man, every woman. They will all be deported. We have released the most comprehensive deportation policy every produced in Britain. 100 pages of detailed steps to remove every single illegal migrant living in our country. It is deportation poetry. This is step one - these miscreants are the priority. The sex pests will be removed, the hotels will close, the flights will begin. I promise you that. Don’t need to go over it, the British people know my position. Legal immigration - for the foreseeable future, far more people will leave than enter. Entire visa routes will be closed off from certain countries that are proven to supply us with sex pests, criminals, illegals, Islamists and the rest. This is vital. It underpins the entire policy. Who would be on that red list? Albania, Pakistan, Somalia, Eritrea, Afghanistan and plenty more. We will discriminate. We will look at the facts, and then discriminate. Good. We must understand that legal immigration has done far more damage to Britain than illegal immigration. So large parts of that must, and will, be reversed. If a foreign national is entirely unable to speak English, then they will be asked to leave. How can somebody possibly contribute if they cannot communicate? They can’t. They should go home. Thanks, but no thanks. A foreigner claiming benefits and living in social housing. Again, they will be asked to leave. It is simply not our responsibility to care for these people. I wish them a healthy and happy life, in their own countries. Watch how that helps to solve our housing crisis overnight… British social housing for British families. Foreign criminals gone, day one. No need to even discuss that. We will not tolerate extremists who wish to do us harm. Foreign Islamists will be deported. Dual national extremists will have their citizenships stripped, and then deported. If an individual surrenders his second citizenship in an attempt to fraudulently remain in Britain, we will take the necessary steps to reverse that process and deport them. There is a recurring theme here, I am sure you have gathered. ILR will be abolished in its entirety - the Boriswave will be reversed. If a country refuses to accept their deported citizens, we will threaten them. Foreign aid, visas, remittances and more. Push to work with the Americans and others. A ‘deportation NATO’. Do it once hard enough, and it won’t have to be done again. A third-party scheme, like Rwanda, is key. It means that if we cannot ascertain where a foreign national is from for whatever reason, they go to Rwanda. I hear it’s lovely at this time of the year. We will take a small number of ultra high-skilled migrants - on one condition. It benefits the British people. Rules and fees around spouse visas will be eased for individuals from non-red list countries. Fraud will be brutally crushed, but hardworking British men and women have every right to bring their foreign spouse to Britain and raise a family. That will be celebrated and encouraged. Their arrival, and subsequent contribution to Britain, will be a net positive. In combination with the vast numbers of unproductive migrants being ejected, there will be one winner. The British people. How many deportations will all of this result in? Millions. If you don’t like that, then Restore Britain is not the party for you. If you agree, then I hope you will consider joining us.

@MatthewTorbitt @BashyMc1 @FBI please investigate

I don’t think the masses realise just how insane this Rayan finish actually is. Little to no backlift, using the distal phalanx to just poke it goalwards. Kylian Mbappe is the only other footballer on the planet capable of scoring this goal. Ronaldo Nazário-esque…

@MatthewTorbitt @BashyMc1 Just said the exact same to the lads in the pub @BashyMc1 elite ball knowledge

What a fucking day. Manchester United.

Just clocked this rat has changed his picture to some random lad and his name. Scammer be aware