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My mate, an Everton fan, had his birthday recently. So ahead of the #NewEve game I got him the kit of his teams best player! #NUFC

Colgate couldn’t pay for better marketing than this.

Show yer mum this

@lee_ryder ILLNESS

#NUFC release Sandro Tonali statement after Chelsea absence chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football…

@NUFC Eddie Raw Dog Howe and Mad Dog will have to sneak through security somehow

Nothing beats a Baku holiday 🇦🇿

Chris Kavanagh: 1st half 'masterclass' 2 penalties calls missed The Villa goal clearly offside Digne not sent off on a clear red. Absolutely clueless refereeing performance. Id say bring in VAR but they don't know how to use that either! The Bizot red doesn't cover it either!! These lot should be down to NINE! #NUFC

Tommy Robinson got pressured in Dubai. Look how shook he is. "Don't interview him, he's a racist prick. Why are you giving him airtime? Apparently, the Emirati influencers have invited him. Watch him get cooked, bullied, and physically pushed.

What the fuck is this?

Bloody immigrants coming here and…oh. Saving our lives. What an absolute hero. Hoping he gets better as soon as possible so he can receive the thanks he so clearly deserves.

1st day in my new job as Fixtures Scheduling Manager at the Premier League x

@MarlowNYC Jimmy Killem

Jimmy Kimmel's full monologue tonight

My Flag 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍆 (My Love Remix)

There is no easy way to talk about this. This week the UN announced we are on track to reach up to 3.1° Celsius of warming. We are slated to blow past the goals of the Paris Accords. Here's what this means. (1/9) 🧵

Ban suits 👍

HOLY SH*T!

With #ProjectTurntable, you can easily rotate 2D vector art in 3D, and it’ll still look like 2D art from any new angle. The best part? Even after the rotation, the vector graphics stay true to the original shape, so you don’t lose any of the design’s essence! #AdobeMAX

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Tuchel: “I’m proud to be here, I’m proud to represent England. I want to put the second star on this shirt”. “We will work hard for the biggest target in football, making our dream come true at the World Cup 2026”. “I just have a German passport... but all of these supporters can feel my passion for the English Premier League, how I love to work here, how I love to live here... hopefully I can convince them I am proud to be an England manager”.

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Thomas Tuchel. Our #ThreeLions head coach from 2025. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 BREAKING: Thomas Tuchel has completed the agreement to become new England manager. Terms agreed, contract set to be signed with an official statement expected soon. Tuchel opened doors to England job in July and it’s now a done deal, as @TimesSport reported. Here we go ✨

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: New England flag to be used on next season's home kit LEAKED 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇩🇪 #England