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@CrimeWatchZW This is terrible. May they rest in peace. And may their families be comforted.

WATCH | Police say 18 people died on Thursday afternoon after a Toyota Quantum kombi caught fire and exploded. The incident happened on the Bulawayo–Beitbridge Road, near Much Binding area, between Chipangali and Gwanda tollgate. It is suspected the kombi was carrying explosives when it burst into flames. The explosion happened between 1:00 PM and 2:00 PM. Police are still investigating and more details will be shared soon.

@CrazyVibes_1 Ignorance will have you in your ego feeling like you're being unfairly targeted and disrespected by regular rules and standards. This guy is an idiot.

In hospitals, it is forbidden to block the corridors. This naco thinks it is his living room and puts his chair in the middle of the passage. The guard tells him twice to remove it, but the bastard insists. His mother didn't even flinch to put him in order. The third time, the guard gave him two well-given blows to see if he understands 👍👍 that

Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF

@Atilolahafeezah Me too.

I need a nonchalant response to “I love you”

The Strait of Hormuz isn’t social media. If someone blocks you, you can’t just block them back.

@SamosaPoha @IraninHyderabad 😅😭

@IraninHyderabad A government consulate using a Twitter analogy for geopolitics is not what I had on my 2026 bingo card 😭

@zccinzim I'm surprised, in a good way. Well done ZCC for being fearless on this. Most Zimbabweans don't want this. Only those eating off and hoping to eat off the gravy train are saying yes. Most of the rest don't even understand what they're saying yes to.

Today, the 13th of April 2026, the Zimbabwe Council of Churches (ZCC) formally submitted its Statement of Inputs to Parliament on the Constitution of Zimbabwe Amendment Bill No. 3 (2026). The ZCC, representing 32 member denominations with a reach of at least 3 million citizens, opposes the Constitution of Zimbabwe Amendment Bill No. 3 (2026) because of the potential harm it causes to the nation and the legacy of our current President. The ZCC, acting as a Watchman (Ezekiel 3:17) a role that compels the Church to speak when it sees the nation walking toward harm and after prayerful reflection and stakeholder consultation: Our general recommendations are as follows 1.Withdraw or substantially revise the Bill: The amendments in their current form are constitutionally, morally, and democratically compromised. 2.Establish an Independent Constitution Amendment Commission: Amendments of this nature require a dedicated, independent commission mandated to undertake broad, meaningful consultations rooted in the will of the people, free from the conflict of interest that arises when the institutions advancing the Bill are its direct beneficiaries. 3.If the Bill proceeds in its current form, a national referendum is mandatory: The Bill fundamentally alters the 2013 Constitution and provides for term extensions benefiting current incumbents. This requires direct citizen consent - not parliamentary approval by those who benefit from it. #ConversationsOfHope

@zccinzim When we tried to rank the clauses of the proposed amendments, we found the net effect of #CAB3 is “NEGATIVE for investment, governance, and long term economic growth”.

“The poor die defending the rules that keep them poor. Because they mistake obedience for belonging.” — George Orwell

@begottensun @DenfordNgadzio1 Wow you actually managed to get them to demolish these!! 👏🏿👏🏿Clearly embarrassing the city on X is the way to get things done, because writing objections, letters, visiting district offices, signing petitions, etc. hasn't worked so far in Ward 7.

@cobbo3 But they do already behave like Trump. African presidents get away with some really egregious stuff. It's just that they are irrelevant or preside over broke nations so the world doesn't care.

Overheard at a drunken African journalists’ watering hole in Johannesburg: "We have been blessed to live in these interesting times. The critics of US leader Donald Trump used to remark that he admired other dictators around the world and wished to be like them. Today, even African dictators are envious of Trump, wishing they could get away with saying and doing even a quarter of the things he does.”

@MorbidKnowledge When life gives you lemons.

After a difficult divorce and a period of severe depression, Philadelphia hotel manager Thaddeus Kalinoski stopped shaving and gained weight, only to realize he had become a dead ringer for Zach Galifianakis’s character, Alan, from The Hangover. Moving to Las Vegas, he transformed his life into a full-time career as a professional impersonator. By 2015, he was reportedly earning up to $250,000 a year to party with bachelor groups and appear at high-end events. His resemblance was so uncanny that he was eventually hired as a stand-in for Galifianakis during the filming of The Hangover Part III.

@tabanimcgucci When you Google him, the first answers on page one are these allegations. Good luck to him finding non-Zanu opportunities outside Zim. Although proper justice would be nice, but the Second Republic is rife with selective application of the law.

Nothing happened to him, and we've moved on 🤦🏿‍♂️

@Aduradara61049 No lie. Because the armies already spend a lot of time focused on "protecting" the government from the citizens.

If Africa had nuclear weapons, African leaders would have used them on their people!

@Arrogance_0024 I've stopped following this because each hour the news comes out it's different. Then half the news on social media doesn't timestamp their info properly making it even more confusing. At this point I'm just waiting for the end.

BREAKING: Iran says the strait is closed. BREAKING: Trump says the strait is open. BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open. BREAKING: Bloomberg says 3 ships crossed. BREAKING: Iran says those 3 ships are Iranian. BREAKING: Maersk says it needs clarity. BREAKING: The strait is a philosophical concept at this point. BREAKING: A fourth ship attempts to cross. BREAKING: The fourth ship turns around. BREAKING: The fourth ship's captain says he "needed to think." BREAKING: Insurance for the fourth ship is now $47M. BREAKING: The fourth ship is still thinking. BREAKING: Trump posts on Truth Social that Hormuz is "TOTALLY OPEN, BEAUTIFUL, LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN." BREAKING: 800 ships remain trapped in the Gulf. BREAKING: Trump posts again that this is Biden's fault. BREAKING: Iran announces tolls of $2M per ship. BREAKING: Iran announces tolls must be paid in crypto. BREAKING: Iran has not specified which crypto. BREAKING: Someone on CT says it's XRP. BREAKING: XRP is up 34%. BREAKING: It is not XRP. BREAKING: Russia and China veto the UN resolution on Hormuz. BREAKING: Russia proposes an alternative resolution. BREAKING: The alternative resolution does not mention Hormuz. BREAKING: Nobody is surprised. BREAKING: Israel bombs Lebanon. BREAKING: Iran says this violates the ceasefire. BREAKING: Trump says the ceasefire does not cover Lebanon. BREAKING: Netanyahu says the ceasefire does not cover anything Netanyahu is currently doing. BREAKING: Ceasefire is now 11 hours old. BREAKING: Iran closes Hormuz again. BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open. BREAKING: Trump floats joint US-Iran toll venture to manage the strait. BREAKING: The White House clarifies Trump was "just thinking out loud." BREAKING: Iran says it will consider the proposal. BREAKING: Trump says Iran's 10-point peace plan is "not good enough." BREAKING: Trump says it is "a workable basis." BREAKING: Both statements were made within the same hour. BREAKING: 20,000 seafarers are still trapped on ships inside the Gulf. BREAKING: The IMO says the priority is evacuation. BREAKING: Iran says passage requires "coordination with armed forces." BREAKING: Nobody has coordinated with the armed forces. BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open. BREAKING: The strait remains closed. BREAKING: This is day 41. BREAKING: We will keep you updated.

Jessie Majome turned the ZHRC into a truly independent body and led it in its principled rejection of CAB#3. For that, the President has dismissed her. This is unconstitutional and void. We will fight it. It is the continuation of the silencing of every voice against CAB#3.

@advocatemahere I honestly don't understand how Zanu minds work.

🔸So did you want the Human Rights Commission to lie that the public hearings went well? Imika? We need new leaders.🇿🇼

The “reassignment” of Jessie Majome from the Zimbabwe Human Rights Commission is unconstitutional. Independent Commissioners cannot be redeployed at will—they can only be removed through due process. This is executive interference, not administration. #DefendTheConstitution

@Prince_dc21_ Therapy. Get a psychological evaluation to make sure she doesn't have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. And also to do cognitive behavioural therapy to get her over these issues.

'I'm a mother of four children and have been happily married for nine years. ​Lately, I've been really worried about my second daughter. She is growing into a beautiful girl, but she has a very strange habit. ​Just yesterday, I had to go to her school for a meeting because she was in a fight. This is the third time the school has called me because she fought with a classmate. ​My daughter absolutely will not use a plate that someone else has used. This includes me, her siblings, and her dad. She started this when she was only four years old, and we had to get her a completely separate set of dishes just for her. ​When I was a child, my mother always served our food on one big plate for us to eat together. It was a great way for me and my three siblings to bond. But I can't even try that with my own daughter. Her siblings eat together, but she refuses to share a plate. She would rather I serve her food separately, or she won't eat at all. It's the same rule for her spoon, water cup, and teacup, they must be hers alone. ​She also never eats anyone’s leftover food. The other day, she even embarrassed me in front of our guests. I took a bite of an apple and offered her the rest. She wouldn't eat it. Instead, she smelled it right in front of everyone, said it was "stinky," and threw it away! Can you believe that? My own child, who I carried for nine months! ​We thought she would grow out of this habit, but it's actually getting worse. ​She constantly wipes her mouth and avoids looking at people's faces when they talk to her, even at home. ​The school calls me a lot because of her fighting. The last time, she fought a classmate because the girl sat too close, was talking, and some tiny spit droplets landed on her. All her fights at school are somehow connected to this habit of avoiding contact with other people's germs or bodies. ​I really don't know where this will end. Neither my husband nor I were like this when we were young. We are very worried about this behavior and wonder what we should do next.''"" Please we need advice 🙏