Jacob Ashton

The King & Queen of Darkness. @TommyEnd @TheaTrinidad

This is absolutely ridiculous. Was late to work because your driver decided to accept my ride and then pull off for lunch at McDonald which added another 10 mins to the trip. @Uber allowing this is insane. I’m demanding a refund. Was more focused and on her food than my ride.

Played my first tournament today and I can’t believe I’m saying this… I won!!! Played like my life depended on it today. This game has become my life. And I’m only just getting started. ⛳️🏌🏼‍♂️

The torch has finally been passed to the right one

Play. More. Golf. 🏌🏼‍♂️⛳️🏌🏼‍♂️ @cobragolf

@PGATOUR I’m coming for you. ⛳️

Triple H: AJ Styles just wants to be done in the ring. ……. Shows up to Dynamite and has the greatest runs we’ve ever seen to close out his career in AEW. My opinion. AJ didn’t sign that fans AEW title a month back because it made him glow. He wants the real thing. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Felt like Rodney Dangerfield out there today. ⛳️

@Emilio2763 A fetish like this was not on my bingo card for 2026 but here we are.

Could You Ignore It?…

Easily figure of the year and it’s only January. 🥵 @PENTAELZEROM @WrestlingGuyPHX @RingsideC

Love and Golf are both 4 letter words and both of them mean the exact same thing to me. ⛳️

Life is good on the greens. ⛳️

Looking like Matt Stone in drag. 🤣

@LibOrNormal Totally thought this was Matt Stone reimagining that one time on acid. 🤣

Did this thing try to switch hit its own sausage and then threw its shoulder out?!

This is incredible.

Yup. @JohnCena

Woke up this morning and can see @JohnCena now. Thank you for the memories. #GOAT #ThankYouCena

.@RyanGarcia literally broke the speed of light with that punch. 😳

This Saturday is gonna break any wrestling fan. @JohnCena you have done things for the sport only people could dream of achieving and you did every bit of it. My elders spoke of Hogan, Savage, Andre. My generation spoke of Rock, Stone Cold, Triple. But the goat. That’s you. 👌🏻

Yo @Uber your driver was going 45-50 in 30mph zone driving insane the whole time making me feel very unsafe. Message me asap

And now @lyft Chick goes where im not even at and then says sorry I gotta stop and use the bathroom. Unacceptable bullshit.