Tijan Serena Mazour

New video! A try on Spring Zara haul - pregnancy friendly :) youtu.be/zayCZgzZzk8?a

@PINsykes @sincoll2 @thehighlowshow The ultimate celebrity crush

@sincoll2 @thehighlowshow OH MY GOD THAT'S IT

When you listen to the @thehighlowshow so frequently you know who @PINsykes said her other celeb crush was, Greg James if I remember correctly?!

@buynowbloglater Which books 🤔🙏🏽📚

What did you do this weekend Laura? Well, I read two books, drank Whispering Angel and tried to avoid all media outlets. How about you?

@CarlyRowena Going to hug my family and then going out to a restaurant!

What does the first day out of Lockdown look like to you? Me: A picnic with my friends a family in a park or on the beach.

@PINsykes I currently have symptoms and am certain I got it on what I considered a safe park walk. It is the most unwell I have ever been in my life. 🙈

Utterly depressed to be debating coronavirus via Twitter with people who a) compare this to flu (it’s 10 times more deadly) and b) don’t seem to gather that *yes you can catch coronavirus through surfaces like park benches*. It’s not my opinion - it’s fact. Ugh. Over & out.

@CarlyRowena @piamuehlenbeck The point of lockdown is to stop overwhelming hospitals - everyone getting it at once is the most dangerous. Flattening the curve is the aim until a vaccine (12-18m).

@piamuehlenbeck The only answer to end all of this is a vaccine. 😢

@stewart @IvanMazour

My day job (also: night job) is CEO of Slack, a publicly traded company with investors to whom I am a fiduciary, 110k+ paying customers of all sizes, and thousands of employees I care about very, very much. The last few weeks have been 🤯😳😢 Here’s what it's been like. [Thread]

Self-employed people who find themselves without work because of Covid-19 can only claim ordinary state benefits – a colossal injustice when the state is paying 80 per cent of employees’ wages, writes Ross Clark specc.ie/2JfVpXD

@standupdan @caitlinmoran @lilysiddiqi

Me quarantined with my parents watching sex scenes. Take me now, COVID. #QuaratineLife

@JoshBerryComedy @Lornaluxe @ClarissaRoitman

@JoshBerryComedy @Lornaluxe @lilysiddiqi

@PINsykes And it’s so hard for us with buggies to be the ones giving the wide berth. People brush straight past, I’ve taken to faking a cough to scare them away!

Agree. There is such a discrepancy in understanding of what “social distancing” actually is. I’ve been bumped into on pavements and jostled in Sainsbury’s, despite desperate attempts to skitter away. Note to all city dwellers: GIVE EVERYONE A WIDE-AS-FUCK BERTH

@jackremmington @lilysiddiqi

I’m screaming that these brothers are literally having an argument on live telly about who’s their mum’s favourite son,amongst an international pandemic I-

@Karen29_x @lilysiddiqi

Get me to Italy quick hahaha the place is bouncing

@PINsykes Yes completely agree! I have a 19 month old and still walking a lot to keep him and me sane! Stay well x

@tijanserena Only those on lockdown. Was talking about UK where parks are still open - it’s also very easy to keep 6 feet away from one another on walks there so it’s ideal if you have two young kids and you’re going stir crazy, like many other mothers I know.

@sabrinalovesyou Sending love. I live in the borough and even my park walks are making me nervous just just trying to be positive x

Wow This man is the global authority on the spread of disease. If you are a leader (in any capacity) watch this. If you are not, watch it too.

@JillWinternitz @amortowles Omg yes! Going to start that up again!

Staying home recently has made me nostalgic for one of my favourite books- "A Gentleman in Moscow" by @amortowles. In it, the protagonist is sentenced to a lifetime of house arrest at the Hotel Metropol in Moscow, in Revolutionary Russia. Excellent read, highly recommended!

@kumailn 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

the hanks family are a compelling case study for nominative determinism. if you call your kid colin, you’re getting a colin. and if you call your kid chet, you’re getting a chet.