ADM JoeSchmuckatelli™️

It doesn’t matter what you tweet. The apotheosis of twitter….

Honey Bun, who is "we?"

American farmers are the dumbest fucks. They’re going bankrupt because of Trump’s tariffs and war in Iran. And 90% of them still support him.

@traaang @sporer No QO

@sporer Starting to question if it’s a health thing or did he even receive a QO? But there’s also things padres may be waiting on in order to spend.

As long as the Padres go get a nice starting pitcher and don’t use the crinkle cut fries font anymore, I’ll be good.

@SRHMoore @BrittanyinTexas 4th largest economy on earth. Beautiful state. Gives $80B/yr to the federal government, while red states all receive. Peel away from your echo chamber. It’s all bullshit.

@BrittanyinTexas @timber001 Newsom is hell on earth. What he has done to California is truly awful

Gavin Newsom absolutely annihilates this reporter in the most glorious way possible.💥

ICE doing airport security

Lindsey Graham has one foreign policy: send someone else's kids to war. He was wrong about Iraq. He was wrong about Afghanistan. Now he's wrong about Iran.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders pictured with Proud Boy convicted of Seditious Conspiracy. Be a real shame if everyone retweeted this.

this is what a federal government completely controlled by Republicans looks like

@dbongino Pedo protector

You’re welcome.

“shoes in the bin or else I’m throwing you on the fucking ground”

@SpencerHakimian Source?

🚨BREAKING: LINDSEY GRAHAM IS COMING UNDER ENORMOUS PRESSURE TO RESIGN

@SpencerHakimian Portrait of a President at War.

🚨BREAKING: WORST JOB MARKET IN 51 YEARS

COLLAPSE

@OHare888 No zombies detected

What a shithole…

Lindsey Graham needs to be removed from the Situation Room. I don't want to hear one word from a guy with no kids, desperately sending our sons and daughters into war on the ground in Iran.

@timber001 Now do Gold.

The safety trade

@Andrew_FBB Max Clark will bust. Otherwise good list. He’s Gavin Lux 2.0

How I think the top 10 prospects will look in 2027 (updated): 1. Leo De Vries 2. Jesus Made 3. Josuar Gonzalez 4. Ryan Sloan 5. Andrew Fischer 6. Alfredo Duno 7. Sebastian Walcott 8. Eduardo Quintero 9. Max Clark 10. Edward Florentino

Strategy

@JaguarAnalytics In war there is no tacos. Only MREs

Mr. President. Please TACO 🌮 now!