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Food for thought. Merica.

Instead of white Americans, or black Americans, we need to just be Americans. We need a Coach Boone. Merica.

@Williams_Tuck mine doesnt work. The bulb keeps going on,off,on,off. Probably just needs oil...

Retweet if you want to win a signed copy of my new single "If The Boot Fits"! youtube.com/watch?v=B0uDh_…

We could end terrorism in a week if we told Southerners that ISIS killed Dale Earnhardt Jr, and blew up all the Bud Light breweries. Merica.

Maple syrup from a local farm? Me and Vermont are going to get along just fine. See y'all tonight!

@MCaldwellMusic lovin' this album. I'll spread the word in the northeast for ya! Thanks @GrangerSmith for bringing him in my sights

@Williams_Tuck @Sean_Connor12 @Pepperbottom at least it wasn't a bear scare!

When you buy this, you have to give some to everyone in the room that didn't pay for it. Merica.

Don't even ask me if I wanna drink. Just tell me when and where

I'm giving away a signed copy of my new EP #4x4! Must be following me and retweet this then I'll pick a random winner tonight at 10pm.

Commercial on the radio just informed me NH is 2nd in the nation for underage drinking. #slacking

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man how to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

My nephew asked if my orange juice had vodka in it. Not sure what's worse, him knowing what vodka is, or that he was right

@trailerparkboys Absolutely wet myself when I saw this scene! Season 9 is brilliant!

@HariaMarrington i thought we discussed this saturday? Yes maam!

@HariaMarrington @livlangevin @cassiesmith607 @ThadZap @AmandaLRyan @Laurenratsep @coitusparker @ed_pawlik thanks for including me :-(