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@GloinDog @TheMasters ITS TIME

I can’t believe it’s that time of the year again @TheMasters

JUST IN: George Santos is a free man. President Trump has commuted his sentence.

I’ve pooped in gas stations you wouldn’t even pee in

@GloinDog Fr

@timeforteej All my homies rocking with PNC

Remember, they’re not just jailing George Santos. They’re jailing an American hero, a gay pioneer, an academic, a Wall Street financier, a Brazilian drag queen, a varsity athlete, someone called Anthony Devolder, a Broadway producer, an OnlyFans creator - next could be you

@GloinDog @grok explain this to me like I’m a little puppy

Telling my dog there are listening devices in the walls and the government is coming to take him away

@youngthug Pretty please

Yall mfers goin have to beg me to drop this shit nocizzy

@GloinDog Take that shit off buckberg

Young Thug is coming home.

Whenever I clutch up in Search and Destroy

@Liz_Wheeler Eat shit Jizz Wheeler

This is 💯 true. Men playing video games is peak unattractive. Beyond red flag. Like dealbreaker zone. It’s weird that so many dudes don’t get this.

@QuiverQuant Severely praying on her downfall to continue

Nancy Pelosi lost another $1.5M in the stock market today, per our estimates. She has lost approximately $13M in the last two weeks.

No one is above the law.

@WeirdBongs Left

@ColonelAckbar69 Aldi is for those who lock in fiscally

Was on hinge getting my hopes up as always and scrolled upon a wench who mentioned shopping at Aldi’s. Who in God’s fucking name shops at Aldi’s? My prospective woman will ONLY be shopping at normal, acceptable grocery vendors such as Trader Joe’s or The Fresh Market. Thanks.

@OliLondonTV Grizzly bears can last 8 months in hibernation

Princeton student announces she is on HUNGER STRIKE for Palestine. The woman reads a list of demands for her ‘solidarity fast’ and vows to starve until the university caves to her demands.

@GloinDog Saddle up boys

It must be the fifth day of the week again

@QuiverQuant @georgesantos

Representative Thomas Suozzi just disclosed a sale of up to $50K of Nvidia stock. This is his first stock trade since being elected to replace George Santos.