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@TonikJDK Congrats!

My last day.

@HackingLZ Ouch! Sorry dude. Get well.

4th of July 9am I’m already at immediate care and it wasn’t even fireworks related 😂 dog clipped my legs in driveway landed on wrist sigh

@cantcomputer 🤑

Holy $hit these are amazing. Get up on these if you can!

@mikecherry @TheRock And the youngest granddaughter watching it with me the other day…

Everyone’s talking about Black Adam, but we see @TheRock multiple times a day in his best role ever. 💪 Our granddaughter’s favorite movie!

@Zektastic316 @smithhmackenzie 😂😂😂😂

@smithhmackenzie Bullshit, I pay for the best doctors and nurses to tell me I’m healthy.

No amount of money can make up for a weak, unhealthy body.

@mikecherry @TheRock One of Disney’s best!

@HackingDave 💯

One of the most underrated and probably best album ever created from Linkin Park: Reanimation.

I just had a brain dead moment... 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥 When you're dicing fresh jalapeños for the wife, helping with dinner prep (like you always do), something is in your eye and you instinctively use your fingertip to get it…

When your 6-year old granddaughter (who isn’t feeling well, with her little sister) sends your wife a video message, asking Nana and Papa for a Dominos Cheese Pizza at 8:30 at night… You order delivery to her house!

My older brother Terry, on trumpet. m.youtube.com/watch?v=IBSpEe…

@drkellyallen Is it getting warm in here, or is it just me?

Things you can say during peer-review and also in a swimming pool.

@HackingLZ @cantcomputer At LEAST down to the sock line (gotta let them heal good, so rubbing would suck)…. But yeah… Gotta fill that free space, dude!

@cantcomputer Got some bare ankle showing there might be time for another tattoo

Staring at things burning, combined with the warmth, is oddly therapeutic

@HackingDave Uh oh… (as if he hadn’t already…) @HackingDave has hit the big leagues!

Well, just leveled up in life right here. That’s so cool. Huge role model for me.

@notshenetworks <shakes head>

Holy shit he did not just say that

8 harsh truths about weight loss no one's told you about (until now):

@HackingDave ^ winning

Unsolicited email: "If you want to be removed from this list, reply back with unsubscribe." Or... /me blocks entire domain company wide at email gateway.

Unsure who gave me the nomination, but if anyone out there (friends, professional acquaintances, anyone else) wants to give me a vote of support, I’d appreciate it. Someone puts way too much trust in me… 😜 onconferences.com/vote-infosec

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Underwater Sweetness 🎥 Ben Burville