Tim Harris

@SouthernRailUK hi, the 8 car train I’m on (leaving Lewes at 07:25) is full after leaving Lewes. Can you please explain why you no longer run 12 car carriages on the peak trains between Eastbourne and London? Please start running 12 carriages again

Hi @lovesupremefest, is there anywhere to watch the England football game onsite in Saturday?

@susie_dent Dentith and Dentith Dentist surgery, Oakham

I’m writing something about the famous field of nominative determinism and would love your best examples. Mine (so far) is the consultant urologist Mr Burns-Cox.

@LukeJohnsonRCP Since I've started using emojis my LinkedIn posts have been blowing up (relative to their very modest popularity).

Twitter is much more fun than LinkedIn because LinkedIn posters take themselves too seriously. The only response to the inevitable vicissitudes of life is to laugh. But no jokes allowed on LinkedIn - all too earnest.

@jimhamilton4 @ChrisAshton1 Side entry?

Could have cost me 3 kids that @ChrisAshton1

@LulahEllender In Lewes! Re the CPS guidance on verbal abuse in public, this type of conduct should be treated as an offence - aggravated by your daughter's age. Reporting it to the police is stressful (if you can get the number plate) but that's one way to frame your response to her.

What do I say when my 12-yr old daughter rings me - shaken, terrified - after being catcalled on her way to school? What do I say about that man in the car?

@MaxJLHardy It'll be sweet. Don't worry about @TonyKent_Writes. They are unlikely to be interested in the rugby, but they'll love the food, drink, pre-game stuff and crowds. Tips (from my exp): if on rail, go in and out of Whitton (much less crowded) and don't bring a big rucksack.

Assuming negligible knowledge of the game anyone got any experience of taking a 6yo to a 6 Nations match? Great success or expensive boredom? Appreciate this is quite child specific.

@greenmikemurphy @SussexWildlife Where is this Mike?

@adamhpking @Deliveroo Power to you brother

When @Deliveroo don’t deliver and think a mere refund will do. Deleting that depressing app forever.

@LayahHeilpern But the shoes are so comfy. What if I get a note from my doctor...flat feet? Ok, now?

Anyone wearing Balenciaga from this point onwards is endorsing child pornography, and should be cancelled.

@KoosCouvee @helenacjwood @BenCowdock @EndCorruptionUK @jonathanbenton1 Individuals can always hide behind nominees / proxies, however those pros administering the trust structure must ensure that the beneficiary is operationally not exerting control. Failure to do so opens them to risk of enforcement. But how effective will enforcement be?

cc @helenacjwood @BenCowdock @EndCorruptionUK @jonathanbenton1

🚨New: The UK government has promised that a new register showing the true owners of offshore vehicles that own real estate in Britain will put an end to anonymous property ownership.... But will it? moneylaundering.com/news/new-uk-pr…

@chambleebrandel Public Saudi money being used to pay foreign golfers rather than raise living standards and investments in SA.

Looking at the entries to the LIV golf event and thinking about the advantages to playing: 1) Money 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 2) No drug testing Disadvantages: 1)Complicit in sportswashing 2)Loss of sponsors 3)Loss of access to PGA Tour/champs 4)Loss of contributions to pension fund

@GCGolfToday @McIlroyRory It's a bummer when you see reported how much DJ and @PhilMickelson are getting paid. These funds are Saudi public money. If I was a Saudi, I'd be very concerned about value for money and that these sums were not being used for investments to directly benefit the country

"Any decision you make in your life that's purely for money, usually doesn't end up going the right way." -- Rory McIlroy @McIlroyRory and other PGA TOUR pros react to the news coming from the LIV Golf Invitational Series this week.

@robdykedotcom What? No netball?

Much happening here today Inc ROBOT WARS!

It's STEM week at V2's school This morning I'm experimenting with @SquishyCircuits (Y4) and the afternoon Anamorphosis at scale (Y6) #STEMeducation

@jerryhayes1 Happy Birthday. A year of sauciness

To show what a wonderful profession the criminal bar is prosecution counsel bought me a birthday cake and a card. I am now 69. Fuuuuuck.

Match Highlights: What a finish!! Great passing between Harley, Crummay and Hermann, the ball back to Paul Harley about 30 yards from goal and he fires and unstopable rocket into the top bin!! 3-1 Lewes and all over!! #LewesFC #oldqualityfc

Adding @mariacaulfield. What do think of the shameful failing by @southernrail of removing the London Bridge service, without consultation or communication?

My letter was published in the Sussex Express today. Care to comment @southernrail? I don't expect you realise how miserable you make peoples' lives when you reduce, degrade or remove long-standing services. Or don't you care? #SouthernRail #lewes #londonbridge #commute

PRESS RELEASE: CIOT has warned MPs that a lack of clarity around the purpose of legislation creating a register of overseas entities owning UK property could leave many people disappointed that it will not achieve what they expect it to. tax.org.uk/register-of-ov… #EconomicCrimeBill

@emilysears @ShaneWarne Bowling Shane

In shock waking up to this devastating news @ShaneWarne you were a great mate and an Aussie Legend 💔 I don’t have words right now… my heart goes out to his family and loved ones at this difficult time. RIP Shane