Tim Chapman

i made this #longbet prediction 3 years ago: “nuclear power will provide 0%… of the power in australia’s national electricity market in every year to 2040.” @pm_mcd initially challenged it, but withdrew before he locked in. any takers? head over to longbets.org/834/

@BenJungles @thomas_violence @twobitmovieclub Put the bunny back in the box.....

cinema is back

@ChuckTingle @ISinkovits Sounds like my kind of book!

@LRxword You ask for our definitions for Saturday paper feature spots, but my mum sent me a Thursday definition of me. Remarkably Apt. Thank you

Have been increasingly skeptical of the whole MDPI suite of journals - this feels like a potential tipping point

@evcricket Right call. I did pub cricket in 37 degrees. Serious heat stroke ensued, had to retire on my highest ever score!

UPDATE: footy is off, too hot

I've got footy today and looks like the temperature will be in the mid 30s! Old blokes keeling over left right and centre

@ausretrogamer Toss up with @marcs_tweet

Why the heck do we have two NES Zappers?! 🔫🔫 This decluttering is revealing stuff we’d totally forgotten about! #NES #zapper #retrogaming #Nintendo

@ausretrogamer If I were ever put on the spot to pick someone who did have two NES zappers, you would be high up on the short list....

@lukebuckmaster I really enjoyed this review Luke. Aronofsky movies airways end up a 'watch once' because they leave me conflicted and uncomfortable, but often exhilarated and impressed. I was confused by the negativity this movie generated. Sounds similar but more subtle. Remains on list!

I found that many negative reviews of #TheWhale were weird, problematic and wrong, littered with errors and misinterpretations. So I did something different and reviewed 14 reviews of this very moving film flicks.com.au/features/the-w…

@LRxword @SatPaper USA + Tet offensive. You know something's wrong....

It's time for the @satpaper's cryptic clue competition! If you can write an excellent clue for ASTUTE, your handiwork will get featured in an upcoming puzzle at 21-across. Reply with your best effort below, and good luck #TSPclues

@LRxword @SatPaper A savvy trait: understanding the essentials right away!

@evcricket I couldn't help myself and went and read them. Now I'm mad. Sigh.

If you want to populate a block list of insanely dumb Australian tweeters just read the replies here

@hughcavill The level of insight is amazing isn't it!

I think I know a bit about rugby, but when I watch Squidge I realise I know nothing about rugby. This is a must watch, right to the end.

Some people were intimidated by my late Mum, Men were scared of her independence, she stood up for what she believed in , she was smart and admitted she’d made many mistakes in her life @SenatorThorpe is no different . Truth is scary folks, we must look it in the eye together 🖐🏽

@7horseracing @godolphin Just needed a longer nose

ANAMOE! 🔵 A FIFTH Group 1 for the @godolphin superstar! 🔥

@DDsD Big day at Henson Park!

@LRxword @SatPaper Original Batman pre-breakdown: I'm speechless!

Dear followers, ⏰ It's time for the @SatPaper's cryptic clue competition! The word to clue this week is AWESTRUCK Reply with your best clue, with the hashtag #TSPclues. The winning clue will appear in an upcoming puzzle! Cheers, LR

@MattCowgill I will subscribe to your second (?) account

Todays reminder. Will those who are benefiting just agree to change this?

@hazchem The Great Southern Spicy Cough!

SPICY COUGH confirmed.

Hurry up test results. I just wanna know if it's COVID or notCOVID that's making me feel like unwashed arse.