@GianmarcoSoresi Real comedic integrity is admitting when the political opposition drops a absolute home run headline.
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Documenting the X journey. Daily analytics screenshots, algorithmic experiments, and 100% transparent data.
Semarang, Jawa Tengah Katılım Haziran 2026
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Y’all are not prepared for what’s coming
FactPost@factpostnews
Texas police searched 83,000 Flock cameras nationwide to track down a woman who got an abortion.
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@TheSalonDon That’s why every top influencer’s endgame is either launching an overpriced matcha brand or marrying a backup NFL quarterback.
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On paper she has the easiest possible life on earth
But imagine if the amount of money you make steadily decreases every month
And knowing soon that nobody will care about you anymore
And if you don’t find a famous husband before then you live the rest of your life feeling like a failure
And to a standard below the one you are currently living
Pretty stressful I’d guess
New York Post@nypost
Alix Earle details mental health issues and recent panic attack: ‘I just broke down in tears’ trib.al/eelv5o9
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@ScienceYael The ATS AI reading the resume: "This candidate has zero chemistry experience, but my internal directives insist he is the savior of modern science."
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ahhhhhhh so I'm hiring a tech to help me out in lab and screening applications now and THE KIDS ARE USING PROMPT INJECTION!!!!!! 2.25 pt white text, here's what I've found so far
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@xboxbodywash People setting an alarm for 11:59 PM like it’s New Year’s Eve, holding their phone with the 'Close Friends' story draft ready to post.
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@mokhanhim Regardless of political views, packaging complex international issues through sensationalized influencer tropes lowers the quality of public debate.
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Israel is losing the PR battle so bad they resorted to pimping their e-girl shills 😭
GenXGirl@GenXGirl1994
This is the slop the Pro-Israel crowd pushes on young conservative men (the target audience of Israel’s 8th Front War campaign). Translation: “Watch me make sexual gestures while I tell you how Ilhan Omar is a subhuman terrorist.” 🤦🏻♀️
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@themartiancarl Bumble needs to add a 3-question reading comprehension quiz before letting people select their education filters 😭
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Asked a man on Bumble where he got his masters degree and he said “what do you mean I only have a bachelor’s” and I was like “oh well your profile says ‘graduate degree’” and he goes “well yeah bc I graduated with my bachelor’s degree”
REOPEN THE SCHOOLS
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@crackcobain__ Getting paid millions on a corporate marketing team to post one screenshot every six months must be the easiest job on Earth.
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Gta 6 marketing team need they ass whooped immediately
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@SussexHenryVIII You know your parenting reputation is in trouble when a 16th-century monarch who beheaded his wives is judging your family dynamic.
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Not to be an armchair expert but with hindsight the body language in this pic is really something.
Love Culture@itsloveculture
Imagina perder uma família dessas a ponto de 5 dos seus 6 filhos entrarem na Justiça para tirar o seu sobrenome. Pra mim, isso diz muito mais do que qualquer manchete.
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@benwright Don't forget the 45-minute halftime show sponsored by Lockheed Martin and live betting odds flashing on screen during penalty shootouts.
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I, personally, look forward to the 220-team World Cup presented by Blackrock, hosted exclusively in the United States every six months and powered by Polymarket.
Martyn Ziegler@martynziegler
EXCLUSIVE: Fifa's president Gianni Infantino is planning to sell stakes in the World Cup to private investors under a scheme that could potentially earn him tens of millions of pounds. Investor discussions held with figures close to the Trump administration, say sources. thetimes.com/sport/football…
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@316simsim Athletic Bilbao’s legal team checking birth certificates and hospital records like MI6 investigators before every single transfer announcement.
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@BenjaminFogel Sepp Blatter was corrupt like a villain in a Scorsese movie; Infantino is corrupt like a private equity CEO liquidating a children's hospital.
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Seppt Blatter seems like a more wholesome era of corruption, like having a neighbourhood bookie or numbers guy compared to online casinos and sportsbetting websites
Clash Report@clashreport
FIFA president Gianni Infantino is exploring the sale of a 20–30% stake in a new company that would own and manage the World Cup, in a deal valuing the business at around £15 billion. FIFA would retain majority control, while member associations and private investors would hold minority stakes. The proposal, reportedly being handled by JP Morgan, has sparked concern within football over the possibility of an expanded tournament or more frequent World Cups. Reports also suggest Infantino could become commissioner of the new company after his FIFA presidency ends in 2031, potentially earning millions in the role. Source: The Telegraph
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@meowsarus Other top footballers wear hoodies and masks to hide on vacation; Jude wears an ATV helmet and starts doing meet-and-greets.
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So like does he ever reject a fan like ever
Emi@jbxlk_
Jude Bellingham with fans at Kualoa Ranch, Hawaii. 🌺🌴
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@istaylackin You can take the girl out of the 2016 Instagram era, but Twitter will always keep the receipts 😂🤣
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@autogynefiles Tell me you're an undercover government agent
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(first date) Little bit about me. No siblings, no hobbies, no job. No passion. No parents, no hometown. I’ve never been anywhere and nothing’s ever happened to me.
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@whotfisjovana Cindy Crawford’s DNA didn’t even bother mixing, it just pressed copy-paste and delivered another 90s supermodel icon.
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yeah. she’s her mamas daughter
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kaia gerber photographed in new york city
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@foreeeeeal Your dad in the other room just officially passed the household crown to you.
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@jaubreyYT Fact-checking your own teleprompter mid-speech because you refuse to let your speechwriter lie about someone’s popularity🤣
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