tinybaby

ok im at @tinybaby@mastodon.social and i love to post

@bbmiich do you want a bl*es*y invite

If I never return it’s because I got locked out of my account and can’t get back on the app 🥲

It would be the hardest set ever.

Paul Reubens was a great, great friend. He gave me the muppets for my birthday and never forgot anyone’s birthday from our class. He was in my class at CalArts and room mates! He was always kind to me and to everyone. He will be missed. #paulreubens #peeweeherman

banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"

@Bearsonsegways @SevereArtburn @LibertyCappy shut up stupid

@SevereArtburn @LibertyCappy If you hired a tutor to teach your child algebra, then found out that he was using time in the paid tutoring sessions to instead teach him about weird racial theories, it would not be “censorship” to go hire a more competent tutor. Same applies to teachers.

Sapporo stated that they would take an offer seriously from us. Workers have taken this process seriously, through huge emotional turmoil, supporting themselves and their families, and continuing to show up to produce Anchor. chng.it/mnHzPhDY

also while im here lol to mitch mcconnell being on death's door. peace out loser

my take is that kid put the nazi thing in the video because he knew what it was and thought it was cool. i think he's a nazi and that's why he works for ron desantis and writes for tnr

@christapeterso they're right websites are bad

Once I was bitching about how bad google is now and it got too many RTs and zoomers started responding like “uhh just read an academic article???” baby what are you talking about! I am trying to find a website

yeah i have synesthesia alright…i heard your pussy stinks!!!!!

@monitoringbias @nkulw

Don’t know what you’re talking about

there's that article about how some big percentage of men think they could land a plane if the pilot was incapacitated, which is hilarious. i could though

"NBACentel"

@lionel_trolling I have a bluesky code for you if you want it

i vowed never to use a twitter alternative and some guy here was like "you'll be on there in two months" and then i said no i really never will and called him an idiot and told him to go fuck himself so i've kind of painted myself into a corner over here

man even when i try to use this site the new tweetdeck is so bad i just can't

@christapeterso im benignant

your tumor is… benignant

For when the doctor is feeling a little impish

SAG-AFTRA President Fran Drescher: "How they plead poverty that they are losing money left and right when they give $100 millions to their CEOs." “If we don’t stand tall right now, we are all going to be in jeopardy of being replaced by machines”

As Sag-Aftra goes on strike, its president condemned a media report that studio executives planned to “bleed out” writers. “You know what? Eventually, the people break down the gates of Versailles. And then it’s over. We’re at that moment right now,” @frandrescher said.

Sorry for not posting much any more but it sucks here

@bbmiich wow you really never went before?