Maiteri wa Mbogo

When someone tells you they want to be a writer, what do you say to them?

@OleItumbi Kenya is not India you idiot.

Well...

how can I assist you? ☕

@premierleague I saw someone ask why he won player of the year.

In a league of his own. Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

@ManUtd @Snapdragon Urgate over Mount any day

📋 Three changes to our starting XI from last time out... Come on United! 🇾🇪 🤳 @Snapdragon x #ShotOnSnapdragon

@susankihika Ushawai skia hii phrase? WANTAM

Today at Jomo Kenyatta High School in Bahati, accompanied by Interior CS Kipchumba Murkomen, First Gentleman Sam Mburu, Embu Governor H E Cecily Mbarire, Hon Irene Mrembo (Bahati), Hon David Gikaria (NTE), Hon Rahab Mukami (Nyeri), Hon Lydia Haika (Taita Taveta); Senator Veronica Maina (Muranga) Hon Elijah 𝙺𝚄𝚁𝚄𝚁𝙸𝙰 (Gatundu North), Hon Falhada Iman (EALA) Hon Eric Wamumbi (Mathira) we joined hands to support our Bottom Up Economic Transformation Agenda by empowering the great people of Bahati and Subukia Constituencies.

@Web3flux Life goes on.

What if Ruto wins the 2027 elections?

@Mapimpi_ Switch to a diesel vehicle. RPM ya 2000 ishafika 140

CVT ukifloor randomly, RPM inafika 4000. Halafu speed ina catch up 1year later

@UKinKenya We know the people who started the agenda

The British High Commission Nairobi confirms that this letter circulating on social media is fake. If it were real, it would probably be stained with spilt tea. On a more important note, Happy #BiodiversityDay - share some truth from David Attenborough in the thread below ⬇️

@HusseinMohamedg Invest in EV charging infrastructure first kabla mtuletee hizi PR

Some key takeaways from the President’s national address: President Ruto directs a KSh 10 reduction in diesel prices in the next fuel cycle (June–July) to cushion Kenyans amid the fuel crisis. • Government has spent KSh 28.19 BILLION in fuel stabilisation (PDL) & tax relief (VAT reduction from 16% to 8% on petroleum) in just TWO pricing cycles (April-May & May-June) • Without Government intervention: Petrol would be KSh 230/L Diesel would be KSh 277/L Kerosene would be KSh 270/L • No fuel shortage in Kenya. The G-to-G fuel deal remains crucial in ensuring uninterrupted fuel supply across the country. • Government energy solutions to reduce fuel import dependence & external oil shocks include: - Turkana oil production - Development of a regional refinery - Expansion of renewable energy - Modern public transport systems - Electric mobility adoption • President Ruto directs duty-free importation for the first 100,000 electric vehicles (EVs) for public & private use in Kenya. • Government to integrate EVs, with 3,000 already ordered for security & administration officers. • Government to continue attracting EV manufacturers to set up in Kenya. Following consultations with transport stakeholders, the government will: - Engage banks on financial relief for transport operators - Address insurance claim concerns affecting public transport operators - Review the Insurance Act & Auctioneers Act within three months - Engage ride-hailing firms & drivers on minimum taxi fares & sector disputes - Support safe use of artwork & graffiti on matatus

@NjiruAdv @HassanOmarH Gaddemmit. Ati Arabs are illegal migrants

Someone tell this racist guy, @HassanOmarH the Kikuyu hater, that according to history, the Kikuyu arrived in Kenya in the 11th century, while his maternal lineage, the Mazrui clan, first arrived between 1698 and 1699. Were the Arabs not obviously late? Under these circumstances, who between the Kikuyu and the Arabs has a better claim to coastal land?"

@WilliamsRuto Mkuu kwa nini unatudanganya

We are fully aware of the frustration, pain and burden that families, businesses, farmers and transporters have endured due to rising fuel prices over the past few weeks. The truth is this: Kenya is facing the effects of a global fuel crisis caused by the ongoing conflict in the Middle East. This challenge is not unique to Kenya. Across the world, countries are grappling with rising fuel prices, supply shortages and disruptions in the global supply chain. Since the beginning of this crisis, we have responded decisively to cushion Kenyans from high fuel prices and to ensure the country continues to enjoy a stable and uninterrupted fuel supply under the Government-to-Government framework. In the April-May and May-June pricing cycles, the Government has spent KSh28.19 billion on fuel price support through direct stabilisation measures and Value Added Tax (VAT) relief of 8 per cent, protecting millions of Kenyans from even greater hardship. Without Government intervention during this period, Super Petrol would retail at KSh230 a litre instead of the current KSh214. Diesel would retail at KSh277 instead of KSh232, while kerosene would retail at KSh270 instead of KSh191. To further cushion Kenyans, I have directed a KSh10 reduction for diesel in the June-July pricing cycle. We call on Kenyans to remain patient as we navigate this crisis. Let us not allow irresponsible political opportunists to politicise a crisis that is global in nature. Together, we shall overcome these challenges. Held talks with transport stakeholders at State House Mombasa and agreed on a series of reforms to address concerns in the transport sector, including the possibility of a temporary relief on lending terms for the transport sector, insurance claims and regulations on minimum fares for digital taxis, as well as allowing the continued use of artwork and graffiti on matatus.

@BravinYuri Those guys are sellouts

The way the matatu sector leadership is speaking, we have a long way to go.

@NationAfrica Hii ni PR.

President Ruto: First 100,000 electric vehicles to enter Kenya will be duty-free

@ntvkenya We have a problem.

Albert Karagacha, President - Matatu Owners Association: Ruto’s Singapore dream is a reality. Let’s put politics aside and build our country. We have called off next week’s matatu strike.

@SenHamidaK Ukurusha left jab expect a right hook. Hiyo ndio fair exchange

@MutahiNgunyi Endelea kuskuma tribal agenda you idiot.

Kofi Annan CONCLUSION in the 2007 Post Election Violence was SIMPLE. Kenya went to civil war because of Kikuyu DOMINANCE and arrogance. FACT. This created Agenda 4 of the Annan Peace Deal. Today, nothing has changed. And 2027 will MIRROR the 2007 mistake Annan called us to FIX.

@moneyacademyKE But they are meant to be public

Kenya’s government exposing SGR loan documents could breach confidentiality clauses in the Sh600 billion railway deal under Kenya–China agreements. This comes after the Court of Appeal ordered their release to the public under terms meant to keep them private.

@HusseinMohamedg We already know what the agenda will be.

President Ruto to address the nation tomorrow morning.

@Haky49501827 Was kawangware necessary

Kilimani charging ksh 150,000 for one bedroom always amaze me,safety yenyewe ni noma,hata ukiwa kwa balcony unaona Kawangware

About last night. Truly honoured, @theofficialfwa 🙌