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@WestsideLAGuy It's always the ugliest one of the group. Don't know why an unattractive girl would post a group photo with more attractive girls. It always makes them look worse. 😂🤣😂

First pic of a Hinge profile: 4 girls, luxury building pool, the classic side angle pic because they’re too embarrassed to show full front of their bodies. Based on your understanding of female psychology, which one does this profile belong to?

@xxChessMaster Qd5 wins

White to play! Mate in 2! 🤔🧩

@chess_feed Qxb7+, Kxb7 Rb3++, Ka6 Bb7#

Why is this move brilliant?

@LN_Faucet Cool. Right here. untidymonth042@walletofsatoshi.com

Who likes free bitcoin on Saturdays?

Talk to the paw! 🐈🐈‍⬛

@TaraBull Moral of the Story: Don't let your ex use your car. He deserved whatever damage she caused.

A man allowed his Ex to use his Tesla to move out some of her belongings. This is what surveillance video caught

@Mr_Husky1 First, your coworkers are NOT your friends. They never were. Don't share info. Second, as you pointed out, "all sales are final". That works both ways. You can't return what you bought. They can't take back what they've sold you. By their own store policy, the $100 is yours.👍

I found $100 folded in the pocket of a pair of work pants I bought at Goodwill for $6.99. I was literally shaking when I pulled it out—like actually holding it up to the light to make sure it was real. When my coworker asked why I looked like I’d seen a ghost at lunch, I made the mistake of telling her. She put her salad fork down like I’d confessed to a murder. "You have to take it back," she said, dead serious. "Today. That’s someone’s money. You need to turn it in to the manager." I tried to explain that Goodwill isn’t exactly going to put up "Lost and Found: $100" signs, and that the receipt literally says "all sales final, not responsible for items left in pockets." She waved her hand like she was swatting away facts. "Integrity doesn’t need a receipt," she said, loud enough for the whole break room to hear. "If it were me, I’d return it even if it was just a penny. It’s about doing the right thing even when no one’s watching." Must be nice. Must be real nice to have that luxury. To afford integrity when it costs you $100 you never had in the first place. She has no idea. None. I’m working 50 hours a week and I still have to choose between paying the electric bill and buying groceries. Rent just spiked $250. Eggs are $9 a carton. My car has been running on fumes for three days because I’ve been trying to stretch $20 until Friday—and lets not even talk about gasoline, because that’s a whole other trauma I can’t afford to process right now. That $100 is literally my lifeline. It’s the antibiotics I’ve been skipping. It’s the oil change that’s 2,000 miles overdue. It’s the difference between eating and not eating. But now she’s "worried about my character," telling people in the office she "hopes I make the right choice," giving me these sad, disappointed looks like I’m some kind of street criminal instead of someone who just wants to keep their lights on. She’s making me feel like absolute dirt for wanting to survive. The worst part? If I give it back to Goodwill—a multi-million dollar corporation that got these pants for FREE—I know exactly what happens. It goes into their drawer. Maybe an employee pockets it. Maybe it just gets absorbed into their "profits." It sure as hell doesn’t find its way back to some mystery donor who forgot to check their pockets. Am I wrong for keeping money I desperately need just because Miss Morality over here thinks I should starve with principles?

@GuntherEagleman You can be an MD and a surgeon and *STILL* be an idiot. There are many such cases.

🚨 SURGEON’S CAREER IS OVER after she got caught DANCING and TWIRLING a scalpel while patients were UNDER ANESTHESIA! One victim now has permanent, debilitating BRAIN DAMAGE. Videos show her rapping and acting like a total clown in the OR.

@xxChessMaster White either wins black's queen or has checkmate. Bd6 ...Qxb3, Rf8# ...Rc8, Qxe6+ 1-0 ...Rxd6, Qb8+ 1-0 ...Nxd6, Qxe6+ 1-0

Black Resign... Can You Explain Why??

@FunMovieTVFan Phantasm

This movie was released March 28, 1979, can you name it? Are you a fan?

@lippyent Adam 12

Can you name this TV Series 📺 from just this shot? Hmm 🤔 ?¿

@xxChessMaster Good move. Qb5+, cxb5 Na6+, Ka8 Bg2+, Rc6 Bxc6# Qb5+, Kc7 Qb7#, Kd8 Nxe6#

Brilliant or Blunder?? 🤔

@HazelAppleyard Daughter was frank. So be frank with her. There will be no future bailouts from mom. I need to plan for my retirement. No extra cash to spare. She's 25yo and can pay for her own damn bills.

I’m on moms side

@lippyent We're still waiting at the TSA line. 🤨

Hmm 😒 🤔 ?¿

@HazelAppleyard She's implies she's had hookups and/or fwb in the past. But she's not attracted to you in that way. 🙄 She also says you're the beta male she would settle for now as she approaches The Wall. Hardly a compliment. Don't blame him for the break up.

Was what she said really that bad?

@codewithimanshu Trade

+773% Profit. I Didn't Place a Single Trade. Claude Did Everything. While you're losing sleep staring at candles, this bot ran overnight and printed 773%. I've made the exact step-by-step guide to build this Claude Trading Engine from scratch. Free for 24 hours. To get it: 1. Comment "Trade" 2. Like and Retweet this post. 3. Follow me @codewithimanshu (so i can DM you) You need: Claude + laptop + 1 hour/day. You backtested your strategy once on a green week and thought you figured it out. Then the market flipped and wiped your account. Classic. This guy ran Monte Carlo simulations, stress-tested across thousands of scenarios, and used out-of-sample data to make sure the strategy actually works, not just on paper. The difference between you and him: > He runs thousands of bots across multiple coins > You run one gut-feeling trade and pray > He stress-tests for manipulation and drawdowns > You panic sell at the first red candle > His bot optimizes strategies while he sleeps > You set an alarm for London open and still miss it Your discipline is just gambling with extra steps. His bot doesn't have emotions, doesn't overtrade, doesn't revenge trade. Full video tutorial attached. Keep doing what you're doing or watch this once and never manually trade again. You Must Follow me @codewithimanshu, so i can send you DM.

@JennyChachan Why you should install bollards outside of your business. Hope they can recover.

today, a car plowed into a restaurant in san francisco's chinatown the city decided to give them a violation notice and assessed them a fee hours later

@MilitaryCooI Arms dealer. 😜

What does this collection say about this person?

@nicolecasanova Never used @Venmo before but yet another reason not to use it.

Venmo has frozen my account because I have a tiny amount of Bitcoin in it. This is Bitcoin that they gave me from the Celsius bankruptcy that was so tiny I forgot about it and now I can not pay anyone in fiat because my account has been blocked for months. Venmo literally put the Bitcoin in my account then said I can not use my account. And they never reply to customer support. Reinstate my account and respond to your support requests, please. This is actually the perfect ad for Why Bitcoin and Why Self-Custody. @VenmoSupport @Venmo

@JAN3com This makes no sense at all. HK used to be all about freedom and laissez faire. They enjoyed Special Economic Zone status. Did China suddenly take over the city? WTH?

Hong Kong just made refusing to hand over your Bitcoin wallet a criminal offense. ‼️ The updated National Security Law took effect on March 23. It forces everyone on Hong Kong soil, including tourists and transit passengers, to provide passwords and decryption assistance to police on demand, with no exceptions for personal devices. This is the kind of law that might sound far-fetched until they introduce one where you live.